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Old 11-13-2012, 07:40 AM
 
Location: Pa
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Don't EVER shave down there.
Thanks I'm having a coughing fit from laughing so hard.
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Old 11-13-2012, 07:44 AM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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Have a safe trip tomorrow and Wednesday. I'll be thinking of you and missing you.

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Old 11-13-2012, 07:44 AM
 
Location: Homeless
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Umm granted this isn't what I was looking for but I got a good snort from these!
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Old 11-13-2012, 08:01 AM
 
Location: Des Moines IA
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Awwww you removed the knife from my throat...I love you
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Old 11-13-2012, 08:56 AM
 
Location: FL
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Luv your cover my so fine dime
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Old 11-13-2012, 09:26 AM
 
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This was a note I left on the kitchen table the other morning, "the cat had left a squirrel on your car but i've cleaned it up and topped up your screen wash for you, see you at dinner xxx ".
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Old 11-13-2012, 09:29 AM
 
Location: NY metro area
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This was a note I left on the kitchen table the other morning, "the cat had left a squirrel on your car but i've cleaned it up and topped up your screen wash for you, see you at dinner xxx ".
LOL, I'm afraid to ask what was for dinner.
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Old 11-13-2012, 09:30 AM
 
Location: Pa
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This was a note I left on the kitchen table the other morning, "the cat had left a squirrel on your car but i've cleaned it up and topped up your screen wash for you, see you at dinner xxx ".
Haha Now that's love.
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Old 11-13-2012, 09:39 AM
 
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What would I text my SO every morning?

I got a stiffy and I want you to grab it for me.

After lunch, i'd probably text her:

I want some of your pie tonight

On the way home, I'd send her 1 more text;

I can't wait to have your legs.

When i get home, there will be a floppy disk, a piece of pumpkin pie, and some chicken legs on the table for me. My innuendos would be taken seriously, but at least I'll eat good and I'll have a floppy disk to boot!
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Old 11-13-2012, 09:44 AM
 
Location: Texas
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He told me last night, "I love talking with you"...melt...melt...
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