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I am sure she has another list that includes a box of funky condoms, edible lingerie and fruit flavored sex toys but she will share that list with the individual that makes the cut.
For general public view, all ladies love sharing these BS list that no guy in the right mind would really believe.
You never hear about them bring their kid(s) into a relationship, their odd behaviors or craziness due to low self-esteem, daddy issues or any of the psychological drama that has been piling up for years....no, never that being brought into a relationship!
They are all sensual, imaginative, witty, compassionate, charming and adorable angels, riding around their unicorns while waiting for their shiny armor wearing white knights, to sweep them off their feet so they wouldn't have to take another ride in the pumpkin back to their miserable home.
Oopps, I did it again!
No one ****-blocks me like I do!
OK, before you crucify me, please know that I was only JOKING!
All women on C-D are angels, and I am certain, no list would ever be accurate or big enough to contain all the good things they bring into their relationship!
I make her laugh every single day, even though most of what I say is inappropriate.
I am considerate without being fussy about matters and take her feelings into account.
I never get angry. Seriously. She's seen that twice in 24 years, neither time directed at her. It really, really takes a lot to **** me off.
I am a good conversationist. Cashiers at the grocery store. The old man down the street who walks his dog. Wrong numbers. You name it. She likes that about me.
I buy her occasional presents for no reason whatsoever. Sometimes a book. Sometimes flowers at the grocery store. Ten days ago, I bought her an iPad. Of course I had an ulterior motive because she was always hogging my computer at night.
I put the lid down, make the bed and know how a vacuum cleaner works. But I'm not the damned maid, either. Mildred comes on Mondays.
I give her honest answers. Early in our relationship, she asked me what I did one night out with the boys while she was on a business trip. "Strip club," I answered. She always says that if I'd tell the truth about that when I barely knew her, she could trust me to tell the truth about anything.
I am self-employed with flexible hours while she works long hours as an executive, so I cook dinner. And my chili recipe is foodgasm, especially if it's matured in the refrigerator for a day.
I have a steel-reinforced backbone on the things that matter. Fortunately, not a lot of things matter that much.
I usually get up earlier than she does and usually bring her coffee in bed.
I am sure she has another list that includes a box of funky condoms, edible lingerie and fruit flavored sex toys but she will share that list with the individual that makes the cut.
For general public view, all ladies love sharing these BS list that no guy in the right mind would really believe.
You never hear about them bring their kid(s) into a relationship, their odd behaviors or craziness due to low self-esteem, daddy issues or any of the psychological drama that has been piling up for years....no, never that being brought into a relationship!
They are all sensual, imaginative, witty, compassionate, charming and adorable angels, riding around their unicorns while waiting for their shiny armor wearing white knights, to sweep them off their feet so they wouldn't have to take another ride in the pumpkin back to their miserable home.
Oopps, I did it again!
No one ****-blocks me like I do!
OK, before you crucify me, please know that I was only JOKING!
All women on C-D are angels, and I am certain, no list would ever be accurate or big enough to contain all the good things they bring into their relationship!
You should go read my faults list busy before being so bloody judgemental. For your information my kids amazing and so is my daddy so I have no issues with that. Stop being such an ass!!
I am sure she has another list that includes a box of funky condoms, edible lingerie and fruit flavored sex toys but she will share that list with the individual that makes the cut.
For general public view, all ladies love sharing these BS list that no guy in the right mind would really believe.
You never hear about them bring their kid(s) into a relationship, their odd behaviors or craziness due to low self-esteem, daddy issues or any of the psychological drama that has been piling up for years....no, never that being brought into a relationship!
They are all sensual, imaginative, witty, compassionate, charming and adorable angels, riding around their unicorns while waiting for their shiny armor wearing white knights, to sweep them off their feet so they wouldn't have to take another ride in the pumpkin back to their miserable home.
Oopps, I did it again!
No one ****-blocks me like I do!
OK, before you crucify me, please know that I was only JOKING!
All women on C-D are angels, and I am certain, no list would ever be accurate or big enough to contain all the good things they bring into their relationship!
Why so bitter, TL?
And why pick on one particular poster?
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