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Old 02-20-2014, 10:21 PM
 
Location: Atlantis
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No offense intended, but.... This post is a wannabe Penthouse letter, and just as unbelievable.
Thanks.

And that is only the PG version.

I've got a lot more 'letters' that are just as unbelievable.

The adventures of the Sky-O are not something just any guy could handle.
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Old 02-20-2014, 10:22 PM
 
Location: The analog world
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Thanks.

And that is only the PG version.

I've got a lot more 'letters' that are just as unbelievable.

The adventures of the Sky-O are not something just any guy could handle.
Save it for the magazine.
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Old 02-20-2014, 10:22 PM
 
Location: SF CA, USA
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No 'love' required. . . . .


My longest marathon ever was a few days trapped in a hotel room in Cabo with a gorgeous brunette with killer curves, surviving only off a case of bottle water and a few Zone Bars and only taking short breaks to sleep before continuing. Sheets totally drenched in sweat, in a timeless battle between two souls merging amidst the pleasure & pain that at times transcended mere physical contact and started to get psychological to see who was going to give in first. Literally on the verge of exhaustion by day 5, having engaged in every possible sex act that two people could at that point, in every way possible. We did make it down to the beach one morning but only to sleep for a few hours.
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Old 02-20-2014, 10:26 PM
 
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No 'love' required. . . . .


My longest marathon ever was a few days trapped in a hotel room in Cabo with a gorgeous brunette with killer curves, surviving only off a case of bottle water and a few Zone Bars and only taking short breaks to sleep before continuing. Sheets totally drenched in sweat, in a timeless battle between two souls merging amidst the pleasure & pain that at times transcended mere physical contact and started to get psychological to see who was going to give in first. Literally on the verge of exhaustion by day 5, having engaged in every possible sex act that two people could at that point, in every way possible. We did make it down to the beach one morning but only to sleep for a few hours.

Dr. Evil "Riiiiight" - YouTube
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Old 02-20-2014, 10:29 PM
 
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Of course. You've never had a quickie? They can be lots of fun!
I don't think I could jerk off that quick. When I think quickie, I'm thinking 10 minutes.
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Old 02-20-2014, 10:33 PM
 
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It's nice that guys that sit around playing Xbox 360 all day and/or playing golf and only last a few minutes will claim that guys that can go for 3-4 hours with their girlfriend have a 'medical issue'.

I would argue that any guy that is unable to bang a woman for longer than 3 hours (minimum) is the one with a medical issue.

I chose wisely when I am with a woman and have to be totally into her in order for things to get sexual, and once they do, consider anything less than 3 hours to be quick. Try all night - like while I'm getting it ready again after the first round, pleasuring the woman I am with, then at it again. The end result is always going to be the same, and there is no need to rush things.

I am confident too that the particular study that is being reference is accurate because every woman that I have been with has always mentioned at some point that they are only use to a 'few minutes'. Of course the clowns that they have been with prior finish in a few minutes and they lay there and act like they just reinvented the wheel with their amazing sex skills.


Not every guy can run a mile in under 4 minutes, jump out of airplanes and/or redefine the meaning of the word orgasm for a few hours a night before going to sleep and starting all over again the morning. Superior males do not have a medical issue. It's just how we roll.

Sky-O
Oh good LORD. Who the hell wants 3 freaking hours?

I expect your ladies wish you would roll OVER.
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Old 02-20-2014, 10:37 PM
 
Location: The analog world
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No kidding!
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Old 02-20-2014, 10:40 PM
 
Location: SCW, AZ
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The definition of good sex is when the two dimensions of time and space do not apply. Rest is boring stuff labelled as sex on the surface
I believe that is the definition of good drugs, not good sex.


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One was 6'3" all legs, and the shortest, eh, I think she was at least 4 feet tall
Me likes circus chicks too! I especially like the bearded ones!


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Man, did you guys see the rest of that map??

On the flip side, don't the Canadians take like 30 minutes for a number 2?

Mine average is about 20 minutes!

But, it is because it takes me 10 minutes to get naked and at least another 2-5 minutes to undo a moderately complicated bra!


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Old 02-20-2014, 10:54 PM
 
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It's nice that guys that sit around playing Xbox 360 all day and/or playing golf and only last a few minutes will claim that guys that can go for 3-4 hours with their girlfriend have a 'medical issue'.

I would argue that any guy that is unable to bang a woman for longer than 3 hours (minimum) is the one with a medical issue.

I chose wisely when I am with a woman and have to be totally into her in order for things to get sexual, and once they do, consider anything less than 3 hours to be quick. Try all night - like while I'm getting it ready again after the first round, pleasuring the woman I am with, then at it again. The end result is always going to be the same, and there is no need to rush things.

I am confident too that the particular study that is being reference is accurate because every woman that I have been with has always mentioned at some point that they are only use to a 'few minutes'. Of course the clowns that they have been with prior finish in a few minutes and they lay there and act like they just reinvented the wheel with their amazing sex skills.


Not every guy can run a mile in under 4 minutes, jump out of airplanes and/or redefine the meaning of the word orgasm for a few hours a night before going to sleep and starting all over again the morning. Superior males do not have a medical issue. It's just how we roll.

Sky-O

Did you know that having an erection over 4 hours can cause permanent damage to your penis. Also, it's typically not possible to stay hard that long without drugs because the central nervous system will shut off the parasympathetic tone that causes the vasodialation responsible for a male erection. This happens long before damage can be done to the penis.



An hour.......... yes
2 hours........ can be done
3 hours........not likely
4 hours......go to an emergency room
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Old 02-20-2014, 10:57 PM
 
Location: SCW, AZ
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It's nice that guys that sit around playing Xbox 360 all day and/or playing golf and only last a few minutes will claim that guys that can go for 3-4 hours with their girlfriend ...

....redefine the meaning of the word orgasm for a few hours a night before going to sleep and starting all over again the morning. Superior males do not have a medical issue. It's just how we roll.
Sky-O




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