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You knew my Grandmother?
(she did that every time she tried to tell a joke)
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Originally Posted by WFW&P
I can't remember jokes even if they are funny as hell.
Me too. I don't even try to remember or tell jokes. It's just a disaster. ("Wait, how does it go again...?" Meanwhile, people are shifting and looking uncomfortable.)
A Priest, A Rabbi and a Monk walked into a ...........
well, shoot, what is the rest of that joke, it was so funny, oh wait I know
A Priest, A Rabbi and a Monk walked into a .........
dang it I just forgot again..........
A Priest, A Rabbi and a Monk walked into a ...........
well, shoot, what is the rest of that joke, it was so funny, oh wait I know
A Priest, A Rabbi and a Monk walked into a .........
dang it I just forgot again..........
LOL, exactly. Nothing is more painful for the audience.
A Priest, A Rabbi and a Monk walked into a ...........
well, shoot, what is the rest of that joke, it was so funny, oh wait I know
A Priest, A Rabbi and a Monk walked into a .........
dang it I just forgot again..........
LOL... let me tell ya...
I don't want to keep talking about me.. but I recently spoke at my Step moms funeral...
To get up in front of about 80 plus people completely sober without a script at 10 in the morning ... good lord... try being funny at that time...
Chow my dear I know you are missing your step mom and I love that you can talk so freely about her so soon after he passing.
I do understand about the whole sober at 10am thing but I do have a question for you.........
Was Mrs. Chow at your "first" coming out party and exactly what were you coming out of?
I just joke around that I'm a comedian and in that vien I consider my speaking at my step mom's funeral sort of a coming out in the sense that I have never spoke publicly before.
I'm a quiet and mellow guy in real life and I wasn't planning on speaking at her service, I just got up and did it... no script and nothing planned, I just felt like I had to do it.
I make jokes and am being callous but I wanted my dad to know that his wife was a great woman and I was lucky to know her... I makes jokes here in a callous manner, but I know it wasn't about me... it was about her life and all the good that she did... she was a great lady and I was lucky that I had enough courage to stand up and say what little nonsense I could muster in her honor.......
I think sometimes we don't do enough to honor and respect the people in our lives and me speaking at her service drove that point home to me......
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