My date tonight with the almost 400lb man (younger, sex, attractive)

[Gplex]

Originally Posted by ChessieMom

It's LOSE damn it. LOSE. WHY can't people get this ONE SIMPLE WORD right???!!???

Okay, sorry about that. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

You know now, I'm going to watch your spelling like a hawk.

[virgode]

I take full advantage of the edit feature, typing , spelling, paragraphing.

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

Now how did intelliflu get in here

[Aptor hours]

Originally Posted by Woof Woof Woof!

I don't think I'd want a 400 pound man on top of me. First of all, it would kill me.

And another thing, he might have trouble maintaining an erection with those clogged arteries. You need to be realistic about these matters.

I have had difficulty with men with large pooches on top. The penis just doesn't stick out far enough because the belly is protruding more than the penis. I think for safety and just if you want to even get the job done you will have to adopt a female aggressive position.

[CESpeed]

Really? Are we really highjacking the thread about Jeepgirl's date because of a typo?

[MrTuesday]

Originally Posted by Aptor hours

I have had difficulty with men with large pooches on top. The penis just doesn't stick out far enough because the belly is protruding more than the penis. I think for safety and just if you want to even get the job done you will have to adopt a female aggressive position.

First of all, the "pooch" is actually a FUPA. Fat-Upper-Penis-Area.

Second, you're my new best friend...loved the post.

[nitokenshi]

Originally Posted by Woof Woof Woof!

I don't think I'd want a 400 pound man on top of me. First of all, it would kill me.
.

Or he could die on top of you.

[Kaye02]

Jeep- Keep in mind that if he's that obese even if he loses it, it's going to leave a lot of excess skin. I have a friend who lost around 150lbs in her mid 20's and the loose skin...well.... it ain't pretty lol. I'm just saying, don't expect him to magically turn into prince charming if/when he loses all the weight. Of course he could always get plastic surgery, but it costs quite a bit of money.

[Aptor hours]

Originally Posted by MrTuesday

First of all, the "pooch" is actually a FUPA. Fat-Upper-Penis-Area.

Second, you're my new best friend...loved the post.

FUPA Beware of FUPA

[Odie]

He sounds like a decent man, and those are SO hard to find. I say give it a chance and see where it goes....