Relationship Chat Thread Part 6 (woman, husband, friends, sleeping)
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I come here to get my laughs everyday. Though some posts are serious and I don't mean to undermine them, some of the posters are so funny. If you are not comedians, you missed your calling in life!
Stop me if you've heard this one............................
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Ohh no, My husband just walked in the door."
Yes, we have a lot of fun here in the relationship forums. On that note, women may be able to fake orgasms but men can fake entire relationships! So there!
I'll be back in a couple of months to refresh my memory as to why this thread is stupid....
Because you're so damn smart, of course!
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