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Old 01-28-2010, 01:51 PM
 
Location: PA
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I come here to get my laughs everyday. Though some posts are serious and I don't mean to undermine them, some of the posters are so funny. If you are not comedians, you missed your calling in life!

And I think you know who you are!

 
Old 01-28-2010, 01:52 PM
 
Location: The cupboard under the sink
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Stop me if you've heard this one............................

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Ohh no, My husband just walked in the door."
 
Old 01-28-2010, 01:53 PM
 
Location: Between Philadelphia and Allentown, PA
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Wait... is it me? It was me, right? RIGHT??? LOL
 
Old 01-28-2010, 01:57 PM
 
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Wait... is it me? It was me, right? RIGHT??? LOL
No, it's not you... I offered to show her the tattoo of Ghengis Khan that I have on my right butt-cheek and she thought I was kidding...
 
Old 01-28-2010, 01:57 PM
 
Location: Incognito
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I wonder who is she referring to?
 
Old 01-28-2010, 01:59 PM
 
Location: PA
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Originally Posted by andreaspercheron View Post
Wait... is it me? It was me, right? RIGHT??? LOL

Both Bobman and you, Seeniorita and so many others - are completely crazy funny
 
Old 01-28-2010, 02:00 PM
 
Location: The cupboard under the sink
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(blushes)

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Originally Posted by MarieEllen View Post
Both Bobman and you, Seeniorita and so many others - are completely crazy funny
 
Old 01-28-2010, 02:00 PM
 
Location: Back in the gym...Yo Adrian!
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Yes, we have a lot of fun here in the relationship forums. On that note, women may be able to fake orgasms but men can fake entire relationships! So there!
 
Old 01-28-2010, 02:13 PM
 
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I'll be back in a couple of months to refresh my memory as to why this thread is stupid....
 
Old 01-28-2010, 02:14 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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I'll be back in a couple of months to refresh my memory as to why this thread is stupid....
Because you're so damn smart, of course!
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