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Stop me if you've heard this one............................
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Ohh no, My husband just walked in the door."
That's not a joke. That's an every day occurence...
Well, another milestone here. My son leaves in about 4 hours for his first ski trip (a bus trip) without at least one of his parents, I have 5 boys here sleeping...they are all good friends and all going on the trip together. I'm sure they'll be fine, but I can't help worrying.
I'm getting up in 4 hours to make sure that THEY get up. So I guess I'll be a zombie at work tomorrow!
Well, another milestone here. My son leaves in about 4 hours for his first ski trip (a bus trip) without at least one of his parents, I have 5 boys here sleeping...they are all good friends and all going on the trip together. I'm sure they'll be fine, but I can't help worrying.
I'm getting up in 4 hours to make sure that THEY get up. So I guess I'll be a zombie at work tomorrow!
I worry about those things too, Chessie They'll be fine.
Now go to bed!
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