Girlfriend??? (older, nice, second, women)

[2RUGGED4YOU]

Originally Posted by Raena77

Aahahahahahahaha......

I'm thinking that scene in Naked Gun where Leslie Nielsen does it in jail and has that deep sea diving shorts on!LMAO.......... You could also try growling at him AC! It works for me!LOL........

[saucywench]

Tonight, I saw this at the ice house.

It's a natural passion cocktail.

http://fetelliserver.com/Product_Images/10-235-LARGE.jpg (broken link)

You haven't been using this stuff have you? If so, it might explain everything. Read this testimonial...


Question-Has anyone ever taken the playboy passion enhancer? (and does it really work)?

Answer-Yes, I have. When I woke up, I was wearing a bath towel and at a truck stop two counties over. Try it with caution.

[Norm24x7]

Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka

We Bollywood Khans are always targeted. That's when you use hindi cuss words.

lol yeah

[danielpalos]

Originally Posted by sophialee

Antlered, didn't you say once that you also shave your entire body of hair?

I don't mind practicing waxing and shaving with cute chicks, as a benefit of a friend with benefits relationship.

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

Originally Posted by danielpalos

I don't mind practicing waxing and shaving with cute chicks, as a benefit of a friend with benefits relationship.

Besides, it's just cool to get compliments on the lower leg muscles from women when in a group spinning session.

Shaving legs come with benefits

For example, I'm planning to add this to my shoes collection, and when I invest so much in apparel, they better be for the right legs, not that of a hairy bigfoot

[thebobs]

Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka

Besides, it's just cool to get compliments on the lower leg muscles from women when in a group spinning session.

Shaving legs come with benefits

For example, I'm planning to add this to my shoes collection, and when I invest so much in apparel, they better be for the right legs, not that of a hairy bigfoot

Shoe collection? You're definitely jumping over the fence.

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

Originally Posted by thebobs

Shoe collection? You're definitely jumping over the fence.

Almost have 30 pairs LMAO

[thebobs]

Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka

Almost have 30 pairs LMAO

Forget jumping, you're already over. Better go visit the old guy.

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

Originally Posted by thebobs

Forget jumping, you're already over. Better go visit the old guy.

Have an all weekend date with the missus. Hopefully, he'll catch me smooching with her around the Denver suburbs

[thebobs]

Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka

Have an all weekend date with the missus. Hopefully, he'll catch me smooching with her around the Denver suburbs

How did you ever handle the "pregnant girlfriend" lie?