Church of the Pink Fuzzy Bunny. (believers, Lord, choice, quote)

[Tricky D]

Dang, I better brush up on my dirty limmericks.
Here it comes, a dirty limmerick from the main man himself:

There once was a man from Nantucket

And he........

No, then he ........

Uh, ...........

Ah f*ck it.

I never could perform under pressure.

[june 7th]

Originally Posted by weatherologist

June, aren't you supposed to be at work? I'm counting.....!

It is truly love that makes my mind
continue to think in nothing but rhyme.
Alas, it's off to work I go
My patients await me, as you know.

Throughout the day, within my head
I shall be thinking about this thread!
I think not "sermon on the mount"
It's this that June in her head doth count:

"One Montana, two Montana, three Montana...."

[irishmom]

This may have been the inspiration for the Pink Fuzzy Bunny....


YouTube - A Christmas Story - Pink Bunny Costume

[irishmom]

Official text of Church of the Pink Fuzzy Bunny...

[wesacat]

Woooo Hooo...Now we have a Text!! Can't wait to read it!...I bet it starts out..."In the beginning, The Pink Fuzzy Bunny said 'Let there be Lettuce' and lettuce sprang forth from the earth in abundance" Bunnysis 1:1

Of course, that from the NIPBV (New International Pink Bunny Version) in the older KPBV it would be..."And thus saith The Pink Bunny, Bunny Almighty, 'Let the earth bear Lettuce. And verily it was so that the earth did spring forth with lettuce abundantly."
But I always find that version much harder to read.

[irishmom]

Originally Posted by wesacat

Woooo Hooo...Now we have a Text!! Can't wait to read it!...I bet it starts out..."In the beginning, The Pink Fuzzy Bunny said 'Let there be Lettuce' and lettuce sprang forth from the earth in abundance" Bunnysis 1:1

Of course, that from the NIPBV (New International Pink Bunny Version) in the older KPBV it would be..."And thus saith The Pink Bunny, Bunny Almighty, 'Let the earth bear Lettuce. And verily it was so that the earth did spring forth with lettuce abundantly."
But I always find that version much harder to read.

Well you know it's a "feel and touch" text.

[wesacat]

ooooo...does it have pop ups???

[irishmom]

Originally Posted by wesacat

ooooo...does it have pop ups???

hmmm I will have to see if we can acquire a pop up version...good call!

[jeffncandace]

Originally Posted by irishmom

Official text of Church of the Pink Fuzzy Bunny...

It was meant to be! I have had this book since my oldest was born...

[weatherologist]

Originally Posted by wesacat

ooooo...does it have pop ups???

I am so glad that June left for work before someone mentioned pop ups!