Tell me why I wouldn't want to move to Florida... (sunny, kids)

[Sunny-Days-in-Florida]

We are counting down the days until we finally get to move to Florida.

Cannot wait to get there.

It is just a matter of time now.

Thanks SoFlGal for a nice thread.

[Ken E]

Originally Posted by Sunny-Days90

We are counting down the days until we finally get to move to Florida.

Cannot wait to get there.

It is just a matter of time now.

Thanks SoFlGal for a nice thread.

I could possibly pass you as we're headed north.

[Sunny-Days-in-Florida]

Originally Posted by Ken E

I could possibly pass you as we're headed north.

I wish you well Ken. Give those grand kids a big hug when you get home.

[Big House]

Originally Posted by Sunny-Days90

I wish you well Ken. Give those grand kids a big hug when you get home.

When you get here you gotta come to a meet-up!

[SoFLGal]

Originally Posted by Sunny-Days90

We are counting down the days until we finally get to move to Florida.

Cannot wait to get there.

It is just a matter of time now.

Thanks SoFlGal for a nice thread.

Awww...thanks Sunny

We surely should meet up when you get down here.

[palmtree11]

oh yes, one more thing, sex offenders and perverts. they can be found stumbling out of siesta key bars 24/7 looking for teenage girls, boys, or other kids and minors who are playing hookey from school or homework.

they are usually the bald, swollen red nosed, pot bellied, loud alcoholic type men that stumble into the streets in front of traffic. or they are the derilict wandering seemingly homeless men that are scary and look like they have not bathed in a few years, i think the police and hospitals know these guys on a first name basis. not sure why they are allowed to loiter and harass others in public. drunk disorderly is a crime.

other sex predators, often balding men, who have a weird twitch, wearing white vinyl shoes, white vinyl belts, driving newly washed white sportscars, cruise and slink around the beaches, stores, malls, schools and try to harass strangers and kids inappropriately, sadly some work in the schools untill they get outed and caught with kiddie porn and end up on the news, others are creepy pervert tourists with ohio license plates. just avoid them.

if you have kids, keep a close eye on them and you should be fine.

[Rushmore]

Originally Posted by palmtree11

they are usually the bald, swollen red nosed, pot bellied, loud alcoholic type men that stumble into the streets in front of traffic. or they are the derilict wandering seemingly homeless men that are scary and look like they have not bathed in a few years, i think the police and hospitals know these guys on a first name basis. not sure why they are allowed to loiter and harass others in public. drunk disorderly is a crime.

other sex predators, often balding men, who have a weird twitch, wearing white vinyl shoes, white vinyl belts, driving newly washed white sportscars, cruise and slink around the beaches, stores, malls, schools and try to harass strangers and kids inappropriately, sadly some work in the schools untill they get outed and caught with kiddie porn and end up on the news, others are creepy pervert tourists with ohio license plates. just avoid them.

Yes, this is all stuff to hate about Florida.

Especially the white vinyl fetishism and the Ohio license plates.

Not to make light of the problem, but is this supposed to be funny? Because if it's not, I really need to call my Uncle Maury from Cincinnati and tell him to stay home.

[yellowsky]

My goodness, Palmtree11, what a tirade. I hope you are purged of all of your gross humors and don't need an enema. Perhaps a change of location is in order, like the dark side of the moon.

[gypsychic]

Originally Posted by yellowsky

My goodness, Palmtree11, what a tirade. I hope you are purged of all of your gross humors and don't need an enema. Perhaps a change of location is in order, like the dark side of the moon.

What yellowsky said ^^^^^^!

[Ken E]

Originally Posted by Sunny-Days90

I wish you well Ken. Give those grand kids a big hug when you get home.

Thanks Sunny. There will be plenty of that going on.