3 illinois weirdos trying to move to wa. Where to go?

[gearedtowardssalad]

Originally Posted by MarciaMarshaMarcia

Your point is...? Where is the relevance?

I’m an existentialist. You wouldn’t understand.

[MarciaMarshaMarcia]

Originally Posted by gearedtowardssalad

I’m an existentialist. You wouldn’t understand.

You are need to read a book about existentialism before you throw that big word around. Bye.

[LLCNYC]

Originally Posted by CrazyDonkey

How sure can we be that these self-professed "weirdos" even exist? I'm beginning to suspect that Snugglebear (whose only posts are in this thread) is a hit-and-run troll whose only object is to sow dissension.

Yep! Exactly.

Weirdos, losers, anti Trump, obese, transgender, etc etc etc...they covered the gamut. Lol.

[thatguy950]

Originally Posted by LLCNYC

Yep! Exactly.

Weirdos, losers, anti Trump, obese, transgender, etc etc etc...they covered the gamut. Lol.

and they'd fit right in in seattle, no joke

[gearedtowardssalad]

Originally Posted by MarciaMarshaMarcia

You are need to read a book about existentialism before you throw that big word around. Bye.

I are offended.

[MarciaMarshaMarcia]

Originally Posted by gearedtowardssalad

I are offended.

Ever heard of spellcheck run amok? You are blocked. Play elsewhere. Enjoy Tacoma. Get a job. Get a life.

[Yeledaf]

Originally Posted by Snugglebear

We are a husband and wife, and our mutual friend. We've lived most our lives in central illinois and we haaaate it. Because we are hated. And we have no families or friends (besides each other). And so we want to just drop all our **** and up and move to a place we feel we actually belong better.
We're not very political but we're very anti trump. (Everyone here loves him)
My husband is actually trans and wants to transition with hormones but not get death threats while walking to work every day.
We're kinda all the long haired goth hippie freak type to different degrees. Not hipsters. Not aesthetic irony. Just quiet. We're loners and losers and nobodies. Not good with crowds. We would love to live in a 2br shack in the middle of nowhere. But that's close to jobs.
We have nothing but the clothes on our backs and a pocket of cash. No cars. No furniture. We're nearly homeless. I recently lost my job and we'll have to move somewhere soon. Why not somewhere that sucks less.
But we only got about $3500
And getting a place requires proof of a job and getting a job requires proof of a place.
And idk how to get a job in a place that's 3000 miles away.
We're all highschool graduates and poor af. We couldn't afford college and all had to work during highschool to support our fams then moved out as soon as we were 18. (It's eerie how much our lives are the same that's why we're all really close friends)
I've been a cashier at a gas station for 5 years and i worked at a pizza place for 5 years and that's about it. But I'm also a tryhard artist and wanabe musician.
My husband has been a manager at a dollar store for a few years and a butcher and a sandwhich maker and even did roofing and construction for a few years and he sculpts and designs his own clothes and even knows how to taxidermy so he has all that knowledge to work with. But no official licenseses or formal training tho. He studied under his grandpa who owned a taxidermy shop in ohio when he was in highschool. But he's open to it.
And our friend has all the same skills as both of us combined plus he's good with plants and animals. They both want to be like park rangers and I'd be happy with anything that doesnt kill my feet like standing in one spot at a gas station for 10hrs a day did. I just want to work and sit at the same time. And i can type almost 80wpm.
They also both have long hair and would refuse/prefer not to cut it for a job unless it paid insanely good. And they're willing to do anything for jobs. ~Men arent supposed to have long hair in illinois. Apparently.

And anyway we have nothing and dont even know where to look or who to talk to. I hope someone here can help us. We are super friendly and down to earth. Chill. Hard workers. Responsible.

When i had a fulltime job our combined monthly income was about 2300 and our combined expenses was about 1800 and we just need something in the ballpark of that ratio to be happy.
But all the money and col is different. Idek what groceries and gas cost over there. So it's hard to math out.

We're hardcore and willing to crawl thru mud to get to where we want. Even if we have to live in a homeless shelter til we get jobs and a house.
But what town and state. Washington or Oregon.

Olympia. Introduce yourself to the governor.