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Old 07-01-2015, 07:01 AM
 
Location: Florida
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^^^^ someone is going to a Christian school next year ...
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Old 07-01-2015, 10:32 AM
 
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^^^^ someone is going to a Christian school next year ...
Last I heard, Dinosaurs were in the Bible.
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Old 07-02-2015, 09:15 AM
 
Location: Limbo
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Where do we sign up.



[Holy miraculous 1-hour Martinizing franchise under there somewhere]
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Old 07-02-2015, 12:46 PM
 
Location: Northeastern US
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[Holy miraculous 1-hour Martinizing franchise under there somewhere]
LOL! Not to mention a great locksmith service for getting him out of the casket.
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Old 07-02-2015, 02:10 PM
 
Location: NC Piedmont
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LOL! Not to mention a great locksmith service for getting him out of the casket.
Reminds me of this one...

Q - If Elvis is alive, what do you think is he doing now?

A- Probably trying to get out of that damned casket!
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Old 07-02-2015, 02:32 PM
 
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Old 07-02-2015, 05:20 PM
 
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Old 07-03-2015, 07:35 AM
 
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Old 07-03-2015, 07:45 AM
 
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And for the last time...the gospels were NOT written by St John, St Paul, St George and St Ringo.
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Old 07-03-2015, 10:12 AM
 
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...but I'm partial to Ringo...
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