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Well I've been called worse by better ppl. I'm actually going to a work share. I just exaggerated a bit to throw off the communists who think ppl shouldn't travel in their own country. If you see me you'd never know cause I just look like a middle aged tourist having a good time. I'm retiring. A bit early perhaps, but I have bowlioscosis. It's not terminal, but I am willing to still work a few hours to live somewhere remote, quiet, basic. You see, the less I have the more I gain. Take a step back in time, no cell phone. No fb. No fake news. A professional gentleman of leisure. A gentleman, a scholar, and a judge of fine liquor.
But do not worry, you will not see me in Waikiki. I am going into the jungle. I'm going to wear a loin cloth and do **** pushups on top of water falls. If you talk **** on this thread, I'll find out who you are, and I'll go do a cannon ball Dookie in your favorite cliff jumping spot. All you hoes though, follow me on Tinder
So, you suffer from "bowlioscosis". Nice try. The word is spelled "bowliosis", and it means the miracle cure to satisfy that which plagues you.
Obviously Actionkid plans to live off of the pakalolo that grows wild by the side of the road, along with all of the free fruit that drops off of trees and belongs to anyone who picks it. We already have a ton of people just like you in Ka'u. Once in a while they wander into people's yard to pick the fruit off of their trees because, after all, this is a free country
Location: Southernmost tip of the southernmost island in the southernmost state
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There are places on the BI you will fit in quite nicely, but since they shutting down Old Airport, you may need a plan B. And I would lIke to simply point out, 6' 1" tall and 225lbs? Seriously, there are Tu Tu's here bigger than that. 350 lbs and 6' 1" WIDE, is more the norm for our bruisers.
If you are truly selling and giving away everything before you get here, I sure hope that includes the enormous chip, you know, the one on your shoulder....
Sometimes, the best thing you can do in life, is serve as a cautionary tale to others. Best of luck.
You can also save the empty threat that some local douches are gonna run me out or beat me up. I am 6ft 1in 225 lbs. I'm from Metro Detroit, the people there will make a Hawian local look like a girlscout.
Well bless your heart. Maybe you'll hook up with Max Holloway. Be sure to say Aloha.
It's set! October 1st, 2017 I leave metro Detroit bound for Honolulu. They few things I havnt sold I am giving away, if you want to fly you gotta get rid of the things that are holding you down. I came up with this idea about a month ago, I've never visited HI. I already applied for foodstamps on the state website. And guess what!? I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT! You don't own the island, and it happens to be in a FREE COUNTRY. The USA. These butt hurt "locals" or ppl who think they are special, and own exclusively the right to live there, perhaps just because you have money.
I'm tired of you people making false, negative, OBVIOUS, MISLEADING comments. Nobody wants to hear your same old weak points to try and convince people not to come there. Born there or lived there for years, doesn't matt. You sound like a broken record of babies crying or having a tantrum..
"It's expensive" yea we know, "housing is expensive" *yawn "milk is 8 dollars a gallon oh my!" I'll get powdered milk n mix in some hot cocoa you won't even tell the difference BOOM! Oh "breads 5 a loaf!" Ill buy a fifty pound sack of flower n make my own. Sell some for r a loaf POW! maybe you need to leave the islands, go retake elementary school on the mainland and learn something. Let people w new ideas and ways of living alternative off grid simpler ways. I collect Social security disability. I get food stamps. I'm only bringing a backpack and my hammock. I'll guerilla camp on dense parts of thick cover wherever I end up at the end of each day. State parks, private unused land, wherever I feel. Go in after dark, be gone first thing in the morning.
You can also save the empty threat that some local douches are gonna run me out or beat me up. I am 6ft 1in 225 lbs. I'm from Metro Detroit, the people there will make a Hawian local look like a girlscout. Stop trying to scare people away. I'm sure you convince some people to change their mind, but I won't let any of it stop me. If other ppl can make it there I can. A lot of ppl will dream but don't have the kahoonies to actually do it
I'm doing it. I will live the dream. I'll sleep wherever I want. I'll take it easy like Sunday morning. I'll surf. A bad day in paradise is better than a good day in Detroit. Nobody is gonna persuade me to not follow through. So I'll be seeing you soon HI! If you don't like maybe it's YOU who needs to get out!
Enjoy your new home, OP.
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