Side track!
On our last cruise we went to wine tasting event. They placed a platter of goodies to eat on the table to clean our pallets between wines.
I saw some nice jam (looked like marmalade) so I took a spoonful and put in my mouth. Being in a room full of people I could not spit it out.
It wasn't jam, it was caviar. I cannot abide the taste of most fish and caviar is the worst.
Mrs. would probably agree that this is the face I made: