Hawaii Official now swears (In affidavit) (racist, Barack Hussein Obama, boycott, March)

[HistorianDude]

Speaking of jokes:

Q: How many Birthers does it take to change a light bulb?

Spoiler

A: None. They don’t believe any of the bulbs are eligible.

[carterstamp]

Originally Posted by claudhopper

speaking of jokes;

Obama and his wife michelle were on a plane obama says to michelle I could throw a $1,000 bill off this plane right now nd make some1 very happy, michelle replies, you could do that, but I could throw 10 $100 dollar bills off this plane nd make 10 ppl happy, the pilot of the plane says, to himself, I could throw both of you off the plane right now nd make every1 in the U.S. happy!

that right there is funny

Tee hee.

[HistorianDude]

Speaking of jokes:

Q: How many Birthers does it take to change a light bulb?

Spoiler

A: None, they prefer being in the dark.

[HistorianDude]

Q: What’s wrong with Birther jokes?

Spoiler

A: Birthers don’t think they’re funny and other people don’t think they’re jokes.

[HistorianDude]

Speaking of jokes:

When “Oetzi” the famous glacier mummy was found in the Alps, archeologists and anthropologists were mystified by the riddle of Oetzi’s nature. The major question was,“How did he get under the ice fields?” A group of leading scholars delved into the mystery, and after intense study they reached a conclusion. Oetzi was a birther. How else could the glacier have caught up with him?

[HistorianDude]

You just might be a Birther if …

1)

Spoiler

You think a clever alias for a stealth muslim is “Barack Hussein Obama”.

2)

Spoiler

Your boycott of Hawaii doesn’t interrupt any of your plans.

3)

Spoiler

You prefer online grand juries ’cause it gets kinda stuffy under your white hood.

4)

Spoiler

You’re sure all birth certificates are printed in Australia.

5)

Spoiler

You think the “white house” means exactly that.

6)

Spoiler

You think “dismissed without prejudice” means your case wasn’t racist enough.

7)

Spoiler

The deli counter guy asks “American or Swiss?” and you say “Vattel!”

8)

Spoiler

Hawaii’s health dept has your phone number on call-blocking.

9)

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You’re “damn shure” you’re a natural born citizen ‘cuz you have two sibling parents!

10)

Spoiler

You don’t believe everything you read on the internet — just the really friggin’ stupid stuff.

[SityData]

Yuk Yuk Yuk - I can't wait to hear your excuses when "The clown goes down".

[wrecking ball]

Originally Posted by SityData

I can't wait to hear your excuses when "The clown goes down".

bad heart.

Emmett Kelly - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[HistorianDude]

Originally Posted by SityData

Yuk Yuk Yuk - I can't wait to hear your excuses when "The clown goes down".

LOL... you have no choice but to wait... and wait... and wait... and waaaaaiiiiiiiiiite...................

[twinArmageddons]

I wonder what Birthers will do if all of Sherrif's Joe's "evidence" doesn't hold up in court. Obama is never impeached, and he has a decent second term that is completely the opposite of his meh-worthy first term.