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Yeah a real world for all the conservative posters to thrive in! Corporations would flock there to build a base to do business with Asia, Africa, Middle East, South America etc etc. Great base for the global economy.
And Mexico.... Let us not forget the North American Free Trade Agreement. *Cough ~Clinton~ Cough*
Location: Jonquil City (aka Smyrna) Georgia- by Atlanta
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I think you left out farm subsidies. Also highways and airports. Conservatives don't need those redistributive government intensive projects, right? Just them and their guns out there on the plains. We'll take the banks and ports too, I guess.
Works for me. Later.
They'd still have the ports in GA and SC under my plan. No doubt they'd revert to chattel slavery again.
Location: Jonquil City (aka Smyrna) Georgia- by Atlanta
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Yeah a real world for all the conservative posters to thrive in! Corporations would flock there to build a base to do business with Asia, Africa, Middle East, South America etc etc. Great base for the global economy.
Not to mention all the Ivy League universities located in the red states of the south!
They are just pissed off because they got an ass whuppin in the election. Nobody cares really what they think anymore. We are trying to clean up their mess.
Do you really think ignoring half the country is going to make us go away?
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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters..
We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know, we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but, sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot, and will not ever agree on what is right, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friend ly agr eement. After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them) .
We’ll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s, and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks, and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.
We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClaine. You can also have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill.
We’ll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We’ll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya", or "We Are the World".
We’ll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you we’ll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots, and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely, John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda.
So where do the rest of us go that think hard-core conservatives and hard-core liberals are all idiots?
Well written OP !
But when thinking more the question resonates: can we continue living together in one nation? This country experienced a civil war already. Can we learn something from the past?
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