Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (people)

[Lodestar]

Things that happen to you all that time that you couldn't do for a million dollars if someone asked you to. You know, like dropping the toast jam side down.

The one that totally irritates me is eating lettuce and getting a little piece of it stuck tight between two teeth. So tight that I can't brush it out with my tongue and have to excuse myself from the table to floss.

Just try once to jam a piece of lettuce between your teeth without using your hands or anything else. It's impossible.

But it happens all the time.

Roseann Roseannadanna.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwG6YK6NRok

[Threestep2]

Originally Posted by Lodestar

Things that happen to you all that time that you couldn't do for a million dollars if someone asked you to. You know, like dropping the toast jam side down.

The one that totally irritates me is eating lettuce and getting a little piece of it stuck tight between two teeth. So tight that I can't brush it out with my tongue and have to excuse myself from the table to floss.

Just try once to jam a piece of lettuce between your teeth without using your hands or anything else. It's impossible.

But it happens all the time.

Roseann Roseannadanna.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwG6YK6NRok

Maybe your body is telling you something - you are not a rabbit!

[Lodestar]

Originally Posted by Threestep2

Maybe your body is telling you something - you are not a rabbit!

Maybe rabbits get lettuce stuck between their teeth and just can't talk to complain about it? Worse yet they can't hold dental floss in their paws. LOL

[james112]

I'm wondering how some paper clips get connected to each other. I grab one and often it's connected to another. Why is that? Is this a waste of time?

[Nancy739]

All my blue pens are gone, a mosquito followed me into the house, and the toaster won't stop toasting! I have to pull the plug from the wall

[silibran]

I need to find an easy to set up, easy to take down Christmas tree. I have utterly no interest in going out to find one to buy.

The overseas child is coming for Christmas, and the grands still like to come over to decorate.

I can’t skip Christmas.

[Threestep2]

Originally Posted by silibran

I need to find an easy to set up, easy to take down Christmas tree. I have utterly no interest in going out to find one to buy.

The overseas child is coming for Christmas, and the grands still like to come over to decorate.

I can’t skip Christmas.

Amazon. Let them have fun then send it home with them.

[silibran]

Originally Posted by Threestep2

Amazon. Let them have fun then send it home with them.

Ha, ha

[bjh]

We get too much junk mail.

[Dave_n_Tenn]

Went to a Marshall Tucker concert last night and consumed too many libations.