Pff, the kids bit don't bother me in the least anymore, I don't mind if she wants to pop a few yesterday. Just make her SIMULTANEOUSLY: I)
attractive [and I mean universally agreeable attractive, not "solid 7 I'd hit it if it came down to it, attractive"], II)
non-combative/sweet/bubbly/agreeable, III)
cheap and IV)
sexually inclined, and give me her address. I'd marry her on the spot. LOL (sorta....)
I'm not saying I'm happy being single, but I can tell you my utter failure in finding ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ is WHY I'm single LOL
If that's a tall order in life, humanity FAIL .....