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Hum...I've had a couple girls invite me over to their apartments. One admitted she had a boyfriend and so I called it a night early before anything happened. The other was a friend's sister who was married but we've been friends since creation...we watched Unusual Suspects
And that ladies and gentlemen, is the difference between the male and female mind
Exactly! I never go for sex on the first 5 dates. I dont even talk about it. I normally go on a date and then have sex with someone else I know well. I even tell my sex friend about the date, she is an older women so, she always trying to give me advice, but I already know about todays egos, so I do not bother. Just show them a good time and leave, we can have sex later.
Yes. I had two occasions where I was requested. Both times the crocodile screwed up. Self-sabotaging bastard.
First time, it was a very religious girl in Colorado. So I hung out in Boulder and then she took me home. But based on our history, we sat on the couch and discussed religion. I was clueless. After such a long Bible study, I hugged her and left coz it was getting dark and I had to get all the way back to Denver. After moving to NY, I got the hint and once asked her on gchat and she said I'm a dumbass. I asked her if that's why she showed a lot of cleavage. Doesn't matter. Gone.
Some days ago, dog girl and I found some friendship at last. She lives on the same floor. Finally I was in her apartment, I made her some mashed potatoes. It escalated real fast. But then I asked if she was STD-free. I'm not gonna describe what happened next. I was paranoid and scared. I have nightmares of my penis falling down owing to herpes. Still do. Her lease was up and she left and she left a heart-breaking note on a post-it at my door. I came back from work and it read: "You're a bigger ass than I thought".
I wandered for an hour to find out if she was still around. I wanted to apologize and mend. I asked the landlady where the "girls" went. She was gracious to inform her new location coz she is a real estate bum. But how do I go track her down? She is a very pretty one, especially when she is angry and catty.
Yes. I had two occasions where I was requested. Both times the crocodile screwed up. Self-sabotaging bastard.
First time, it was a very religious girl in Colorado. So I hung out in Boulder and then she took me home. But based on our history, we sat on the couch and discussed religion. I was clueless. After such a long Bible study, I hugged her and left coz it was getting dark and I had to get all the way back to Denver. After moving to NY, I got the hint and once asked her on gchat and she said I'm a dumbass. I asked her if that's why she showed a lot of cleavage. Doesn't matter. Gone.
Some days ago, dog girl and I found some friendship at last. She lives on the same floor. Finally I was in her apartment, I made her some mashed potatoes. It escalated real fast. But then I asked if she was STD-free. I'm not gonna describe what happened next. I was paranoid and scared. I have nightmares of my penis falling down owing to herpes. Still do. Her lease was up and she left and she left a heart-breaking note on a post-it at my door. I came back from work and it read: "You're a bigger ass than I thought".
I wandered for an hour to find out if she was still around. I wanted to apologize and mend. I asked the landlady where the "girls" went. She was gracious to inform her new location coz she is a real estate bum. But how do I go track her down? She is a very pretty one, especially when she is angry and catty.
Reps for an awesome post. Not sure if it is true or not, but was a great read!
Reps for an awesome post. Not sure if it is true or not, but was a great read!
Two things a man needs to get any woman - cooking and dancing. I can't say I'm that good in the second coz I have danced for plays in my youth. But the first one - that's the crocodile's territory.
depends, if it is implied to also leave the apartment relatively soon, its more of a make-out session, otherwise getting laid is absolutely the meaning of it, I got pretty pissed last weekend when i spent the night in bed with a girl and she refused to have sex with me, just what the **** did she think I invested the whole evening in her for?
It's insulting and a deliberate waste of my time and good sleep.
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