I'm never going to have a girlfriend (females, acquaintance, relations)

[ma5cmpb]

Originally Posted by M3 Mitch

Davros, try this:

Just hit the iron, and hit it hard. Work out like you intend to be bigger than Arnie.

Once you have really muscled up, if you are OK with a gal that smokes, you will now have a new and improved pickup line, one that does not need "game" to work:

Walk over to the gal of your choice, ask "may I offer you a light", and whip out a strike-anywhere match, and strike it on your flexed bicep.

That ought to do it.

You could follow it up with "A hard man is good to find, or so I have heard".

(I wonder if, wearing the right, tight, denim or similar shirt, this is actually possible?)

Lol

[WantToHaveALife]

Originally Posted by ma5cmpb

Can you talk to men? if so then you then you can talk to women. Stop thinking of women as some mystical creature.

Approaching people can be a learned. You should practice, a good icebreaker to talk to men are sports, movies, women & video games. A good icebreaker for women are current events & entertainment. Hang out at mall or bookstore to practice. Just approach people and start conversations. Once you get used to it then itll be easier.

Also read some books about body language, and keep up with current events..

I don't want to make excuses but I have high-functioning Autism, as in I have Asperger Syndrome

[Godguidemeplease!]

Pray.God can do everything for you!

[Prince_Frog]

Here Davros, do this:

Just walk up to a girl in the park, initiate convesation. make it light-hearted, about the weather, a current event, make a joke.

Then, hit her with this line. "I got 4 inches of rock hard thunder for ya." She won't know what to think, she'll be trying to figure out what you meant, then you just wiggle your leg a bit to hint and smile.

She'll either run, laugh and think it's cute, or still be puzzled. Either way, you just made an impression.

[Ruth4Truth]

Originally Posted by Prince_Frog

Here Davros, do this:

Just walk up to a girl in the park, initiate convesation. make it light-hearted, about the weather, a current event, make a joke.

Then, hit her with this line. "I got 4 inches of rock hard thunder for ya." She won't know what to think, she'll be trying to figure out what you meant, then you just wiggle your leg a bit to hint and smile.

She'll either run, laugh and think it's cute, or still be puzzled. Either way, you just made an impression.

[Prince_Frog]

Originally Posted by Ruth4Truth

I figure it worked for one of my coworkers. He even married the girl he said that to.

So eh, couldn't hurt

[WantToHaveALife]

but if a guy has High-Functioning Autism, Asperger Syndrome, i would say it is impossible

[lovesMountains]

Originally Posted by WantToHaveALife

but if a guy has High-Functioning Autism, Asperger Syndrome, i would say it is impossible

Not impossible honey, just harder.

But don't give up! I really believe there is someone for everyone out there - you just might need some extra help in finding your someone

Have you looked into any Aspergers support groups where you live?

How about working with a life coach or therapist that understand Aspergers and can help you be more socially adept?

[WantToHaveALife]

Originally Posted by lovesMountains

Not impossible honey, just harder.

But don't give up! I really believe there is someone for everyone out there - you just might need some extra help in finding your someone

Have you looked into any Aspergers support groups where you live?

How about working with a life coach or therapist that understand Aspergers and can help you be more socially adept?

i've been going to Asperger Syndrome support groups, meet-ups for like 4 years now, but no luck there

[THORAX]

If you're a "I watch Call Me Maybe but I'm an ugly Richard with bushy eyebrows" forget it. Call her never.

LOMG stupid women these days.