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I've fractured an ex gf pelvis (shoved a bit too hard) gotten my shoulder dislocated by a wild leg jerk ( legs on my shoulder) and my penis shredded by hardware (tongue jewelry)
It wasn't long ago that I thought I might have "fractured it." I went as far as seeing the doctor about it, but by the time I got in to see him it was already much better. My wife thought it was funny! Funny? Not!
The worst was the first weekend I spent with my late wife. I had to be carted out of the hotel on a stretcher, put in traction, then had back surgery the following week. Oh, and the traction? That didn't stop us. She had to pull the curtain in the semi-private room and take the top position... and be very careful. LOL
I had some metal railing "feet" fabricated at a machine shop this week. The owner mentioned he hadn't seen me in a long time. That brought back memories. I didn't tell him, but the last time I was there (probably 20 years ago) it was to have the arms welded back onto my office desk chair. My (late) wife broke them off bouncing on them. I hope no further explanation is needed.
This thread makes me think back to my teenager days when I rented my very first apartment. A girl who I knew from high school had offered to help me move in. After we finally got my brand new futon up the stairs and into the apartment we relaxed on it to rest... Well, one thing led to another, and she ended up on top and everything was great until we broke the welds on the futon! Well it went BANG when it hit the floor, and scared the hell out of my dog and he bit her in the ass while she was on me! That was the last time she came over.
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