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If I had a dollar for each time I have heard someone say that to describe something...I'd be a rich lady! Some women at my job referred to a cake made from a box mix that was soaking in pool of sweetened condensed milk as "better than sex". An acquaintance said a long hot soak and a good book were better than sex.
Has anyone else heard people describe things as being better than sex? I am wondering if they have been doing it the right way, if in fact they think that anything else is better? What have you heard people describe as being better than bumping nasties? (can I say it that way? Dont want to get spanked for TOS violation.)
Mostly I've heard people say food
A long hot soak and good book? I wonder what's she's reading. And this long hot soak must be in a jacuzzi tub with powerful jets
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Originally Posted by dynimagelv
Maybe an Oriental Massage with Happy Ending?????????
Some really good desserts give me a euphoric, relaxed feeling. I have never been in love or in a real relationship, im kinda casual, so I dont know what it's like to have sex with someone you love, but there have definitely been times when after sex I would rather have eaten a slice of cheesecake. I guess I need to date better men
i have to agree that there is nothing better than good sex............however, according to my boyfreind, he says there has been a time or two when i've eaten something reallllllly good i have had a look on my face as if i were having a really good orgasm.
Being italian, i love to eat good food, so for me, good food and orgasms kinda go hand and hand............damm, now i'm hungry..........where's my boyfriend?
Samadhi is better than sex, once experienced you'll know why.
I thought you were talking about those little rice cakes with the sweet fruit sauce and I was agreeing with you and I was just about to go to the Indian fast food place down the street and get a couple of Samadhis for lunch.
But then I found this:
"...in order to get from Samadhi (Contact) to Nirvana (Mergence) one has to have a large and strong individual consciousness, developed by preceding trainings. In addition to this it has to be firmly established in Divine subtlety."
So I went to the 7-11 instead and got a package of Twinkies.
Twinkies are not better than sex, except maybe in special circumstances.
The only time I would ever say "That was better than sex" would be right after a really good bout of sex.
Side note: If you want to really give your g/f a backhanded compliment, when she hugs you tell her that was better than sex. Especially if she's really blonde, at first you can see it makes her very happy because she gives really good hug. But then, she thinks hey, we had sex... How was that better than sex with me? And then you get to see the facial expression change. If she's REALLY blonde it might not register at all, or it could take days. You deal with the situation afterwards, but at least you have a moment of personal humor.
Are you into playing mind tricks with women in real life, or are you just fantasizing about zinging a blonde girl in the above scenario?
I happen to be blonde - and I am anything but dumb....
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