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"How's that" he muttered as I slowly regained consciousness and slowly untied the rope from my neck. I think that was the best "organism" I ever experienced in my life.....
I pulled the blankets tighter around my head. I've GOT to stop drinking like that, these nighmares are killing me.
Oh wait, where am I? Santa dragged me to the North Pole because he didn't want to face the Mrs. by himself; coward. Now I have a hangover, Alicia was just a dream and my credit card and gun are gone. And here I sit, on the North Pole, in bed with an ELF???
In my bed all alone....but whats that noise I hear? Wait? Am I alone? Huh? Who's this next to me....
*fumbles for the light*...
WTF???????..................
That d*** ELF, he followed me home !!! That pervert. Oh, my head hurts. The light is blinding ! ! Ahh, Alicia, was she only a dream? Why do I have ice cream all over me.
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He was into S&M.
