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cease their incessant yapping. No. That doesn't seem to have worked. They really just don't want to give me any peace. This is strangely familiar to me; it reminds me of her. Oh woe! What I wouldn't give to just once more bathe in the gentle caress of her beration and verbal abuse. Wait, what? Where did that come from!? Who am I kidding, anyway. I'm a free man, baby! I'm glad I didn't throw away the business card of that glamorous and classy madame who only lives a few blocks from here. I think I'll just mosey over that way and...
...see if Monique and Zsa-Zsa are busy. They should be, if my last session with them is any indication of their talent.
Approaching the 3-story brownstone, I spied Madame Imadam standing in the doorway, her mature figure wrapped in a long red Shantung silk robe and her breasts seemingly acting as guardians to her harem.
"Well, look what the cat dragged in" she purred with a smile. As I mounted the steps, she...
...see if Monique and Zsa-Zsa are busy. They should be, if my last session with them is any indication of their talent.
Approaching the 3-story brownstone, I spied Madame Imadam standing in the doorway, her mature figure wrapped in a long red Shantung silk robe and her breasts seemingly acting as guardians to her harem.
"Well, look what the cat dragged in" she purred with a smile. As I mounted the steps, she...
bent over to pick up the paper exposing her left breast to me, I had never seen a tatoo of Larry, Moe and Curly in a Mount Rushmore setting leaving me at a loss for words. As I fought to regain composure she abruptly turned and.......
bent over to pick up the paper exposing her left breast to me, I had never seen a tatoo of Larry, Moe and Curly in a Mount Rushmore setting leaving me at a loss for words. As I fought to regain composure she abruptly turned and.......
whacked me across the head with it, saying with a grin, "I see you noticed my role-models."
I recovered my dignity the best I could and slipped my hand into her silken robe and pulled her into the foyer for a little reprimand.
She obliged me momentarily until we were suddenly interrupted by...
whacked me across the head with it, saying with a grin, "I see you noticed my role-models."
I recovered my dignity the best I could and slipped my hand into her silken robe and pulled her into the foyer for a little reprimand.
She obliged me momentarily until we were suddenly interrupted by...
a sudden flash from beneath her robe, puzzled I bent down to expose a dwarf black male holding a camera and an Asian women from another thread. Apparently the whack in the head earlier did more damage than initially evident, pausing momentarily I scan the room but ............
all I could see were the blue white spots in my eyes from the camera's flash.
I stumbled across the room trying to regain my footing and fell into a pile of velvet cushions and a half eaten tray of chocolate cupcakes. I flailed blindly until my hands touched something cold and metallic. OMG, I gasped as the group piled upon me and...
...give her the business - the monkey business! She always had a way with words and a way with lonely souls such as me.
Perhaps she'll make me lunch and she'll listen to my sad tales of woe. Perhaps we can meet later on, dance to soft music, light some candles...
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