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Old 07-17-2008, 10:36 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Here's the scoop:

I'll start a story and you add to it whenever and however you want. OK?
__________________________________________________ ___________

JonPierre walked slowly down the filthy cobblestone alley, his leather-clad footsteps echoing in the early-evening fog. 'How could she have done this to me?' he asked himself over and over, torturing himself to madness with his passionate response to the beautiful but seemingly distant Alicia. 'All I ever wanted was to give her my love, to be fully involved in her life...but she spurned me, tossed me aside like yesterday's paper'...
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Old 07-17-2008, 11:27 PM
 
Location: Southern California
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Here's the scoop:

I'll start a story and you add to it whenever and however you want. OK?
__________________________________________________ ___________

JonPierre walked slowly down the filthy cobblestone alley, his leather-clad footsteps echoing in the early-evening fog. 'How could she have done this to me?' he asked himself over and over, torturing himself to madness with his passionate response to the beautiful but seemingly distant Alicia. 'All I ever wanted was to give her my love, to be fully involved in her life...but she spurned me, tossed me aside like yesterday's paper'...
HA! Okay...

But I'm not yesterday's newspaper!! I'm a classic novel, dammit!! How dare she put me down for that shallow magazine!! I have so much to tell her...places to go, things to see, and stuff to do. I have an idea - I'll l lower my standards. I'll speak slower with less complicated words. "Ahhhleeeeeshaaaaaaa!!! Oh, God!!" screamed I as the dogs all started barking with my passing through the starry night.

They must have thought I was...
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:39 AM
 
Location: MN
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HA! Okay...

But I'm not yesterday's newspaper!! I'm a classic novel, dammit!! How dare she put me down for that shallow magazine!! I have so much to tell her...places to go, things to see, and stuff to do. I have an idea - I'll l lower my standards. I'll speak slower with less complicated words. "Ahhhleeeeeshaaaaaaa!!! Oh, God!!" screamed I as the dogs all started barking with my passing through the starry night.

They must have thought I was...
The trash man, bringing them trinkets and treasures, as they howled to be let out to investigate. My pain and misery has an unhealthy smell, maybe this is what the dogs are responding to with their racket. Or maybe, having been kicked and set aside themselves, they share my pain.

If only she....
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:01 AM
 
Location: Brentwood, TN
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__________________________________________________ __________

JonPierre walked slowly down the filthy cobblestone alley, his leather-clad footsteps echoing in the early-evening fog. 'How could she have done this to me?' he asked himself over and over, torturing himself to madness with his passionate response to the beautiful but seemingly distant Alicia. 'All I ever wanted was to give her my love, to be fully involved in her life...but she spurned me, tossed me aside like yesterday's paper'...
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But I'm not yesterday's newspaper!! I'm a classic novel, dammit!! How dare she put me down for that shallow magazine!! I have so much to tell her...places to go, things to see, and stuff to do. I have an idea - I'll l lower my standards. I'll speak slower with less complicated words. "Ahhhleeeeeshaaaaaaa!!! Oh, God!!" screamed I as the dogs all started barking with my passing through the starry night.

They must have thought I was...
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The trash man, bringing them trinkets and treasures, as they howled to be let out to investigate. My pain and misery has an unhealthy smell, maybe this is what the dogs are responding to with their racket. Or maybe, having been kicked and set aside themselves, they share my pain.

If only she....
treated me the way she treated that Rocky Road triple threat ice-cream…she had this uncanny fetish with that stuff………I saw her again yesterday as I was passing by Baskin Robins, I peered in the window, she sitting there so sweetly with her cone, I watched her soft, supple lips wrap around the cone, and she was sliding her tongue up and down each side of it squealing with delight, her tongue swirling every so slow and then in a violent rush to the tip, she gently squeezed the bottom of the cone forcing all the marshmallow to ooze down her warm inviting throat…..

sigh, then her cone dropped on the floor and…
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:06 AM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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...that jerk bent over, picked it up laughing, and threw it away. Threw it away! As if it had never been touched by the grace of her lips! What she sees in that idiot, I'll never know.

Anyway, these damn dogs are getting on my nerves...maybe if I just throw them some of these treats I have conveniently stashed in my shirt pocket, they'll...
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:20 AM
 
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our eyes met.
her actions would not let anyone see, but her body and those eyes. they can never defy the passion that truly lies inside.
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:21 AM
 
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sorry--i didnt hit enter in time--mine should have been before sifuphil
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Old 07-18-2008, 09:20 AM
 
Location: Visitation between Wal-Mart & Home Depot
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...that jerk bent over, picked it up laughing, and threw it away. Threw it away! As if it had never been touched by the grace of her lips! What she sees in that idiot, I'll never know.

Anyway, these damn dogs are getting on my nerves...maybe if I just throw them some of these treats I have conveniently stashed in my shirt pocket, they'll...
cease their incessant yapping. No. That doesn't seem to have worked. They really just don't want to give me any peace. This is strangely familiar to me; it reminds me of her. Oh woe! What I wouldn't give to just once more bathe in the gentle caress of her beration and verbal abuse. Wait, what? Where did that come from!? Who am I kidding, anyway. I'm a free man, baby! I'm glad I didn't throw away the business card of that glamorous and classy madame who only lives a few blocks from here. I think I'll just mosey over that way and...
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Old 07-18-2008, 09:24 AM
 
Location: Visitation between Wal-Mart & Home Depot
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treated me the way she treated that Rocky Road triple threat ice-cream…she had this uncanny fetish with that stuff………I saw her again yesterday as I was passing by Baskin Robins, I peered in the window, she sitting there so sweetly with her cone, I watched her soft, supple lips wrap around the cone, and she was sliding her tongue up and down each side of it squealing with delight, her tongue swirling every so slow and then in a violent rush to the tip, she gently squeezed the bottom of the cone forcing all the marshmallow to ooze down her warm inviting throat…..

sigh, then her cone dropped on the floor and…
By the way, is this porn?
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:46 AM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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By the way, is this porn?
Yeah, that was my thought when I read that... quite well done...

I suppose we have to keep it PG-13
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