What age does a Cougar become a Coyote? (guy, single, young)

[le roi]

The cut-off age is pegged according to Joan Rivers.

[Coolhand68]

Originally Posted by rubber_factory

The cut-off age is pegged according to Joan Rivers.

OMG, I think she reached the cut-off age about 40 years ago! Her face looks like a taped together ransom note.

[le roi]

Originally Posted by Coolhand68

OMG, I think she reached the cut-off age about 40 years ago! Her face looks like a taped together ransom note.

Yeah, she's terrifying.

The "Rivers Scale" is time tested. When you're more frightening than Melissa Rivers, you're a cougar; when you're more frightening than Joan Rivers, you're a coyote.

This ensures that eventually the terms will eventually fall out of popular usage, depending on breakthroughs in medical science and plastics engineering.

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by rubber_factory

The cut-off age is pegged according to Joan Rivers.

Originally Posted by Coolhand68

OMG, I think she reached the cut-off age about 40 years ago! Her face looks like a taped together ransom note.

At what point does it become necrophilia when Joan Rivers is involved?

[ChessieMom]

Originally Posted by LaoTzuMindFu

Wouldnt a younger woman be an "upgraded" version of a Cougar?

If one was with a "young" woman, then goes to an "older" woman that is definitely a downgrade.

Aw man...

[pitt_transplant]

I think that would depend on the woman really. An annoying as h*** needy 22y.o. vs. a 40y.o. that keeps her looks in check just as well...

I think the novelty of a 22 y.o. would wear off rather soon and is a waste of her youth and both your time in the long run.

I feel the same about males. Young guys (even as friends) just make me feel like I am babysitting most of the time.

[Viny80]

The order is Cub ( Cougar in training)
Cougar
Jaguar

So I've been told, but who comes up with these labels?......

[DennyCrane]

Originally Posted by LaoTzuMindFu

Wouldnt a younger woman be an "upgraded" version of a Cougar?

If one was with a "young" woman, then goes to an "older" woman that is definitely a downgrade.

Why? Because she's older? The younger woman might be less mature and less fun in the bedroom.

[sebbachlvr4u]

Originally Posted by DennyCrane

Dirty old man
Cradle robber
Michael Douglas

As for the OP's question, a cougar becomes a coyote at the age when she makes the other cougars look young.

Try Child Molester...

LOL

[Huckleberry3911948]

i apologize i have been accusing our california local gals of the wrong thing.
but carry on girls, the nursery is open til 6 pm.