What age does a Cougar become a Coyote? (husband, sex, call)

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Prince_Frog

Maybe both will happen?

You hope I kick the bucket?!

[Prince_Frog]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

You hope I kick the bucket?!

For your sake, and his!

I'm just the bystander in all of this!

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Prince_Frog

For your sake, and his!

If you wanna pray for something, you better pray Waggy and I don't meet! That should make the national news at 6!

[Prince_Frog]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

If you wanna pray for something, you better pray Waggy and I don't meet! That should make the national news at 6!

Nah. I'd look forward to what the 2 of you would do together.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Prince_Frog

Nah. I'd look forward to what the 2 of you would do together.

Yeah, I suppose everybody enjoys watching a good train wreck... Isn't that what we do here every day?!

[Prince_Frog]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Yeah, I suppose everybody enjoys watching a good train wreck... Isn't that what we do here every day?!

Yeah it is, but this time it'd be in real life, so I actually get to sit down and see what you look like and what you do to him.

"Oh, so that's what that looks like!"

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Prince_Frog

Yeah it is, but this time it'd be in real life, so I actually get to sit down and see what you look like and what you do to him.

Oh, there's no sitting down, dear! We like to have everybody "involved"!

[Prince_Frog]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Oh, there's no sitting down, dear! We like to have everybody "involved"!

Oh god, that means I'd get pulled in.

What a lovely tea party that'll be.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Prince_Frog

Oh god, that means I'd get pulled in.

What a lovely tea party that'll be.

It'll be more of a Scotch & cigs party, sorry to disappoint!

[Agnapostate]

A couple of UD definitions also claim that a "coyote" is the male version of a cougar, an older man who preys on younger women. I think it would make more sense for it to mean a younger man chasing an older woman, since dogs (coyotes) chase cats (cougars).