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Of course now I've got the ring I'll be rethinking the necessity!
Hey, hey, hold the phone, particularly in public... it's not a done deal yet!
You remind me of this wedding day joke:
Wedding Day Bliss
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.
The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited."
The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."
The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face.
The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited."
The bride replies "I have just given the last blow job of my entire life."
Hey, hey, hold the phone, particularly in public... it's not a done deal yet!
You remind me of this wedding day joke:
Wedding Day Bliss
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.
The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited."
The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."
The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face.
The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited."
The bride replies "I have just given the last blow job of my entire life."
Err i dont make an effort to woo guys ..but heck .. some guys are attracted to me ..not that im a dude look like a lady of sort .. dang it im just not gay !! thank the lord of the worlds .. dont gimme that look ..ah geez ..
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I'm not getting waxed for anyone!
