Creative Corner (tense, quote, difference, cost)

[MJJersey]

There once was a man named michael brown
he done his Robbin' all over the town
cops tried to stop him
they stared tussling
now he be six feet under the groun'

[aliasfinn]

There is a town in Missouri
where at night the people would worry
Will the looters return?
What will they burn?
So a lot of them moved out in a hurry.

[aliasfinn]

There once was a looter named Jake
who went looking for something to take
While climbing out of a shop
he bumped into a cop
And inside his shoes he did shake.


There once was a fellow named Pete
who went to an all you can eat
He ate 10 plates of stew
didn't bother to chew
Then puked all over his feet.

[aliasfinn]

Meet me in St.Louie,Louie
But you must beware
There are riots and lootings happening
Be careful while you're there.

[aliasfinn]

Two little pups got out of their box
after that they chewed up some socks
Before they got bored,
they chewed into a cord
And ran after receiving some shocks.

[aliasfinn]

There once was a fellow named Larry
who stopped at the local library
He hunted and hunted
but the book that he wanted
was swiped by a rascal named Harry.


There once was a fellow named chuck
who drove a popsicle truck
He wasn't paid by commission
and had no ambition
so the kids were sh** out of luck.


There once was a smelly old geezer
who got himself locked in a freezer
When they discovered the stiff
they caught a good whiff
And one of them went into a seizure.

[aliasfinn]

There once was a fellow named Matt
who lived with a talented cat
The cat paid all the bills
cleaned up the spills
and made Matt a tinfoil hat.


There once was a fellow named Rob
who went out to look for a job
No prospects at all
no one ever did call
So he gave up and began to sob.


There once was a fellow named Art
who was trapped in a room with a fart
The fart was atrocious
really ferocious
and had an effect on his heart.

[aliasfinn]

There once was a kitten named Huey
who developed a taste for chop suey
He could eat it with ease
cuz he was Siamese
And found it to be rather chewy.


There once was a sucker named Zeke
who got gypped every day of the week
The chances increased
that he would be fleeced
and his wallet developed a leak.


There once was a brown noser named Davey
who was an ensign in the United States navy
The butts that he kissed
on his officer list
earned him a little more gravy.

[aliasfinn]

There once was a student named Sam
who cheated on an exam
From the answers he glanced
that he wrote on his pants
He was able to pull off his scam.


There once was a fellow named Kyle
who found he was unable to smile
His lips became stiff
when he fell off a cliff
His doc said he'd frown for awhile.


There once was a fellow named Bruce
who got into a war with a goose
When he'd come out of his shack
the goose would attack
Forcing Bruce to become a recluse.

[aliasfinn]

There is a young woman in Boulder
who got gypped with the boob job they sold her
One's not even round,
and points to the ground
The other sets on her shoulder.


An outhouse was built out of ties
A fast food joint for the flies
No need to fight,
it's open all night
And it accepts both girls and guys.