My Daughter was cleaning out her car. She brought in about 5 CDs that were covered with "Cover-All" face make up. Apparently, she had the 'jar' or what ever it was in, in her car, and the heat made it 'explode', and got all over the CDs.

So, wanting to 'save' them, she took them and rinsed them in cold water, and WHAM!!
EVERYTHING fell off of the CD!!!

She was left with Nothing, but pieces of CLEAR PLASTIC!! ROTFLOL

She came...

My Wife has decided to do something 'different' this time...
She is going to spray something on the rugs, and vacumn it up and see if that 'works' (OK, lets see if this advertising spoof for those cleaners are worth thier salts, eh?).

Last night, my Daughter's Girlfreind came in, and had so much perfume on, when she passed my to get to my Daughter's room, I got a good 'whif' of it and it shut my lungs down!!!

Basically, it sends me into a coughing fit, so bad,...