Man ejaculated on food while employed at Fort Collins Safeway

[forum_browser]

Originally Posted by fleetiebelle

This is the flip side of the questions we get about "what jobs can people with poor social skills do?"

As a person with poor social skills, this grinds my gears. We are not all or predominantly immoral, low-empathy perverts.

[elnina]

Originally Posted by forum_browser

As a person with poor social skills, this grinds my gears. We are not all or predominantly immoral, low-empathy perverts.

I agree. Poor social skills isn't the right description.
Those people are psychopaths! Should get locked in Psych Wards.

[tamajane]

Originally Posted by elnina

I agree. Poor social skills isn't the right description.
Those people are psychopaths! Should get locked in Psych Wards.

They are perverts. There are a lot of perverts out there.

[elnina]

Originally Posted by tamajane

They are perverts. There are a lot of perverts out there.

Yes! But sadly, there is no easy way to spot them and prevent them from being hired in places where they can do a lot of damage.

[heavymind]

Originally Posted by forum_browser

As a person with poor social skills, this grinds my gears. We are not all or predominantly immoral, low-empathy perverts.

Ditto this. I'm on the anti-social side, or rather, non-social. But I would never tamper with a person's food for the simple reason I would not want that done to me.

These food-tainting freaks are definitely psychopaths and get a thrill over what they're doing. It doesn't bother them.

[crone]

Originally Posted by FordBronco1967

It gives a whole new meaning to jerk chicken!

And the first one I though of: So that's where the flavor comes from!

I'm not making light of the situation, and hope that sick bastard never steps outside of prison. But sometimes you just can't resist!

Oh dear. I just spewed coffee all over the table.

Thanks for the belly laugh this morning.

The jailer needs to tattoo his crime on his forehead.

[AntonioR]

How hard (no pun intended) is it to keep your weiner away from the food? Geez…

And wear a condom even if it “explodes” from beating it. It makes it easier to clean and it will not reach the food even if it “explodes” next to it, duh.

[kell490]

Originally Posted by heavymind

The bolded is why I never send food back if it's wrong. I just accept it. If you've seen the movie Waiting, you'll know why, as it relates to your other comment. The movie is both hilarious and horrifying, and probably doesn't stray too far from the actual conditions in crappy chain places like Applebee's & Olive Garden.

Co-worker years ago was known for sending food back he was very picky. I always told him wait until I get my food before you start complaining.

[fleetiebelle]

Originally Posted by AntonioR

How hard (no pun intended) is it to keep your weiner away from the food? Geez…

And wear a condom even if it “explodes” from beating it. It makes it easier to clean and it will not reach the food even if it “explodes” next to it, duh.

Or he could just not be a creep and not do that at work? There don't have to be workarounds here.

[DiffuseGlow]

If it ain't Ball Park, it shouldn't be out in the open.