Man ejaculated on food while employed at Fort Collins Safeway

[fleetiebelle]

This is the flip side of the questions we get about "what jobs can people with poor social skills do?"

[katharsis]

I could have happily gone the rest of my life without reading that thread title.

[Sunbather]

Originally Posted by DubbleT

It sounds as though the police used camera footage from the store to identify potential juvenile victims.
Contrary to popular belief, unless the business is a high dollar/high risk operation, there aren't people who sit in a little room somewhere going over the tapes on a regular basis. They can be used in real time when someone says 'hey we have a problem', but being alerted to a problem as it's happening isn't as common as people assume. Mostly the cameras are useful as evidence after the fact, when you have some idea of when, where, what, and who to look for.

This.

Even in higher dollar/high risk, only certain cameras are monitored in that way. Cameras are 1st a deterrent and 2nd a 'post mortem'. It is not common for this kind of stuff to get caught proactively. It is usually a byproduct of viewing cameras for some other reason and then running across something like this.

[evening sun]

Originally Posted by H8t3rs

You do realize Safeway make dishes too.

But he could have done it on raw foods such as meats & produce too LOL Nothing is safe.

[Dave_n_Tenn]

You know... there's a good comedic material in this.

... just sayin'

[FordBronco1967]

Originally Posted by Dave_n_Tenn

You know... there's a good comedic material in this.

... just sayin'

It gives a whole new meaning to jerk chicken!

And the first one I though of: So that's where the flavor comes from!

I'm not making light of the situation, and hope that sick bastard never steps outside of prison. But sometimes you just can't resist!

[Dave_n_Tenn]

Originally Posted by FordBronco1967

It gives a whole new meaning to jerk chicken!

And the first one I though of: So that's where the flavor comes from!

I'm not making light of the situation, and hope that sick bastard never steps outside of prison. But sometimes you just can't resist!

I'm thinking a pie joke... and like you it would certainly warrant a good beat down if I found/caught the scumbag doing it, but...

just sayin'

If you been in the military you've seen ... we'll lets leave it right there.

[DiffuseGlow]

See, that's why I always take my coffee black: no sugar and definitely no cream.

[thriftylefty]

He should have gotten a job at a sporting goods store, seeing that he is a Master Baiter.

[Kristinas_Cap]

This happened to me once. I ordered pizza for delivery and it came with ejaculate on it (no pun intended)

It was so obvious that is what it was. I think it was the delivery driver who did it. I did not eat the pizza, nor did I call to complain. It went in the trash and I never patronized that business ever again.