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couple of barber jokes fer yee ... a man and a young boy walk into a barber shop one time ..the man says " give the kid a good cut " .. i`ll be back in 15 minutes ... 15 minutes go by ... 25 minutes go ... 40 minutes go by and the man has not come back ... the barber finally ask the kid " when is your dad coming back ? "' the kid says " that aint my dad " its` just some man that asked if i wanted a free hair cut .....
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.. i went to my barber the other day ... i said " take a little off the left side ... take a lot off the right side .. make a few bald spots in the back and kinda screw up the front all crooked and such ... he said " i cant do that !! " .. i said sure you can ... you did it the last time i was here .!!
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Some of these definitions fit so well they should be in the dictionary
ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in
the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS
The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET
A story you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES
Something other people have....similar to my character lines.
OLD
I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair.
She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"
. . . and that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!
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