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A woman's three-year-old daughter recently came into the kitchen and asked - Where does poo come from?
The mother decided it was best to explain it to her at a level she would understand, so she said - Well, food goes into your mouth, then down into your tummy. Our body takes all the good stuff it needs from the food, then what’s left goes down to your bottom and when you go to the toilet that comes out as poo.
She looked confused and stared at her in a stunned silence for a few seconds. Then she asked - And what about Tigger?
A father liked to read his young children fairy tales at night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humour, he often ad-libbed parts of the stories for fun.
One day his youngest child was sitting in his kindergarten class and his teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home.
And so the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said Pardon me Sir, but might I have some of that straw to build my house with?
And what do you think the man said?
The man's son raised his hand and said - I know! I know! He said, Holy cow! A talking pig!
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus the pawnbroker to ask for a loan.
Croesus said - I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it.
But I paid a million dinars for it. Don't you know who I am? I am the king.
When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.
Remember when you bury a body cover it with endangered species so it will be illegal to dig it up.
(got that from Jigidi)
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