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Oh, the wittiness...I am just verklempt.
Clearly it's a shame some homan women don't carry the comparison all the way and eat their young.
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Originally Posted by 20yrsinBranson
LOL funny you should mention that. Whenever the discussion of someone "expecting" comes up, I always say... "What a coincidence, my cat is going to have kittens!!!!" Thus, effectively making the same statement you did but in an innocent, wide-eyed way! LOL. I love to see the look they get on their face. LOL
The look, I would expect, is something like "Gawd, what an a**hat. Someone please extricate me from this conversation."
The part I object to in your post is the tiny little tank shirt the women is wearing...fine if you are relaxing at home but really do you have to bear your belly to the whole world or try to prove how hot you look pregnant. Really,relax you have the rest of your whole non-pregnant life to wear skin tight clothes that you can hang out of...give it a break for a few months during pregnancy!!!
1) It feels good.
2) I've never actually heard anyone say that IRL.
3) I can't stand threads that start "I can't stand...".
...and say "please don't take offense" or "no offense but" and then proceed to state something offensive. What it really means is "I would like to say something offensive and not have anyone call me out on it."
"We're pregnant" makes me nauseous. My husband said it once. Just once. lol
And I confess - I find it creepy when pregnant women constantly rub their bellies.
I'm not all that thrilled with the fashion of the past few years for pregnant women to wear tight shirts over their bellies that show off their protruding navel. It kind of grosses me out. But then, I keep walking and on the next block see the dirty homeless junkie passed out on the sidewalk and ****ting himself and then the protruding navel doesn't seem THAT bad. It's all a matter of perspective.
I used to hate the waddling thing to until I got pregnant and realized that I waddle because if I walk regular the baby bounces on my bladder or a nerve on my back and that REALLY hurts.
I wear small shirts I wore before I got pregnant sometimes but I always wear maternity pants so the most people see is the elastic.
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What it really means is "I would like to say something offensive and not have anyone call me out on it."
