Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (parent)

[A1eutian]

My biggest first world problem is my monthly expenses have increased so I'm going to have to start working harder than I want to. Damn the luck!

[stan4]

My work dinner was cancelled which was fine by me because it was supposed to be at an Italian restaurant and I hate Italian food.

My kids were staying with my parents and so I was excited to go be over there because my mom always makes delicious food.

Except tonight. When she made Italian. Because I wasn't supposed to be there.

[chiluvr1228]

Hmm, I can't decide if I should go to the pool or the beach today.

[tidaldream]

My neighbor runs over if I go outside to tell me long winded stories of her misery.

[chiluvr1228]

Originally Posted by tidaldream

My neighbor runs over if I go outside to tell me long winded stories of her misery.

Those are the worst. There are some neighbors that if I see them I run inside before they hold me hostage with their chatter.

[tidaldream]

Originally Posted by chiluvr1228

Those are the worst. There are some neighbors that if I see them I run inside before they hold me hostage with their chatter.

See, its good to wear sneakers.. they help you run f-a-s-t

Sometimes I don't even answer the door

[box*of*rain]

Shower isn't draining very well. And my fridge has puddles of water at the bottom. Ugh. I hate this ****.

[KathrynAragon]

I have a new outdoor sofa on my patio but it's too hot to go outside and lay around on it.

[box*of*rain]

I'm on Weight Watchers but got tired of tracking my food this week and completely went off the plan. I bought brownies yesterday and I had to eat them all so I could start from scratch again tomorrow.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

The potted palm on my front porch is making a "skritch skritch" sound against the screen of the window and I keep thinking someone is tapping at the front door, wanting to give me money or bring me bars of gold.