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I had this coworker a few years back who went out on the first date with a guy and at the end of the evening on her front porch he hugged her and kind of lifted her up. I guess the pressure of the hug caused the unplanned release of a veritable ripsnorter of a fart to occur. She was humiliated and scooted him off of the porch in case the noise was going to be followed by an unpleasant odor. She ended up marrying this guy. A good friend of hers who I also worked with told me about it at work and we were howling with laughter.
I do hate to break it to you, but women do have bodily functions. Aside from her monthly visitor, she might get food poisoning and have to sleep in the bathroom to be close to the toilet. She might get a sinus infection that turns her face into a snot factory. And horror or horrors, that bean burrito may just give her gas. Of course partners should be courteous and polite, but life isn't about being sexy all the time.
And OMG, we BLEED out our vaginas!
Come on, OP. No one is saying you have to tolerate an arse-blast in a four-star restaurant, but the fact is that if you ever plan to live with or marry a woman, you WILL hear her fart. And burp.
Come on, OP. No one is saying you have to tolerate an arse-blast in a four-star restaurant, but the fact is that if you ever plan to live with or marry a woman, you WILL hear her fart. And burp.
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I had this coworker a few years back who went out on the first date with a guy and at the end of the evening on her front porch he hugged her and kind of lifted her up. I guess the pressure of the hug caused the unplanned release of a veritable ripsnorter of a fart to occur. She was humiliated and scooted him off of the porch in case the noise was going to be followed by an unpleasant odor. She ended up marrying this guy. A good friend of hers who I also worked with told me about it at work and we were howling with laughter.
It's a good idea to carry around one of those whoopie cushions and pretend someone pulled a prank.
I don't know what some of the women on this thread are talking about. I never fart. Or burp. Blood from my hooha? Don't know what you are talking about. I also don't ever have to go to the bathroom. My nose is always free and clear of snot and boogers. I don't snort when I laugh. I never have an itch or have to scratch. All you other women who have these gross issues are disgusting!
To the OP - I think you should stop looking for a woman and start looking for a robot!!!
To each his/her own, some people actually like farts. Personally, I don't like farts but if it's done by accident and it just comes out, then it's really not a big deal because we ALL do it. I'm not going to be turned off regardless because if she farts, she obviously poops which is just simply human. Now, if she farts and thinks its cute or funny and loves to do it, that will be an issue with me. I can't really get into the whole scat thing, that's simply for the toilet for me.
To each his/her own, some people actually like farts. Personally, I don't like farts but if it's done by accident and it just comes out, then it's really not a big deal because we ALL do it. I'm not going to be turned off regardless because if she farts, she obviously poops which is just simply human. Now, if she farts and thinks its cute or funny and loves to do it, that will be an issue with me. I can't really get into the whole scat thing, that's simply for the toilet for me.
If it's an issue for either party, enter something like Gas-X -- problem solved, for both genders!
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