How does a girl tell a guy she just wants sex? (older, 2014)

[Chowhound]

I'm curious how old the OP is??? Women seem to have men figured out much easier than the other way around......

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by Chowhound

I'm curious how old the OP is??? Women seem to have men figured out much easier than the other way around......

Yup.

Direct works. She can go up to him, cup his balls and whispers in his ears what she'd like do. The dirtier the better.

[ferretkona]

Originally Posted by Anna777

How does a girl tell a guy she just wants sex

My favorite was to hear a woman whisper in my ear she was not looking for Mr. Right but for Mr. Right Now.

Originally Posted by Anna777

What would be acceptable to men to still keep the sexual experience natural and untainted?

Much better for both of us when it is tainted, nasty and wet!

[josh u]

Is this some sort of trick question?

Hello??? Unless she's 80 years old or obese, she doesn't have to do much. Tell the guy to come over, ask for a massage, take off your clothes, and he'll get the hint.

I vote this thread for "Silliest Question Of The Year Thread"

[brushrunner]

Originally Posted by ChessieMom

Tell him that for him, there is no charge.

Yea I use to always ask if it was Free? But Truth its never Free!

brushrunner

[himain]

LOL some of these answers crack me up!!

OP-what about saying in his ear what you'd like to do him and what you'd like him to do you..I doubt you'll get past the first five words before you'll being yanked out the door of whereever public place you are..

[sierraAZ]

Oh, dear, since when does this scenario present a problem?!

[Prince_Frog]

"gimme that d*ck!" is one I've heard a few times.

Oh you want non nasty, more lady-like?

"I'm so tired, could you give me a body massage?" That one is better and was used on me once.

I got the hint.

[max's mama]

How does a girl tell a guy she just wants sex?

Her: "I just want sex".
Him: "Can you repeat that again, I don't think I heard you correctly..."
Her: "I just want sex".
Him: "Again please, it's like a honey to my ears."
Her: "I just want sex!!!"
Him: "Yes, yes, yes!!! I love it! Let's go, right now! I'm here for you baby!"


Two months later:

Her: "Why are you never taking me anywhere?"
Him: "You said that you just wanted sex!"
Her: "But that was two months ago, we had gotten so close, we talked in bed about my life!"
Him: "I thought you just wanted sex!"
Her: "I'm so hurt!!! I thought you liked me!!!"

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I'm just playing around OP. Although I have seen this type of scenario way too many times. Don't get hurt.

[Prince_Frog]

Originally Posted by max's mama

How does a girl tell a guy she just wants sex?

Her: "I just want sex".
Him: "Can you repeat that again, I don't think I heard you correctly..."
Her: "I just want sex".
Him: "Again please, it's like a honey to my ears."
Her: "I just want sex!!!"
Him: "Yes, yes, yes!!! I love it! Let's go, right now! I'm here for you baby!"


Two months later:

Her: "Why are you never taking me anywhere?"
Him: "You said that you just wanted sex!"
Her: "But that was two months ago, we had gotten so close, we talked in bed about my life!"
Him: "I thought you just wanted sex!"
Her: "I'm so hurt!!! I thought you liked me!!!"

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You forgot to add preggo to that.