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I don't usually go to the beach late afternoon, but did and I was enjoying it a lot till I got an ear full of the cast from Duck Dynasty blasting everything from heavy metal, 70's funk, and some of I don't what the heck that was on a system that the music would skip/scratch every few songs. I had to close up my book and head home after about 20 mins of that, they had already stopped and headed into the water, but I figured that was my cue. Well, not really complaining, it only cut a tiny moment out my two hours of pure beach love, so wasn't that bad; I kind of got a kick out of the accents less the profanity.
I think I will go later from now on, seems I can cut way back on what I have to carry, no need for the beach tent. I still got a lot of color from the sun though.
LOL, OK there were some funnies in there. Sixy, I couldn't read yours, anything that has a nose dripping in it I skip right over, I don't have the stomach for it, same for lactating glad I didn't run into any bowl release stories. My own poop jokes nauseate me.
I don't usually go to the beach late afternoon, but did and I was enjoying it a lot till I got an ear full of the cast from Duck Dynasty blasting everything from heavy metal, 70's funk, and some of I don't what the heck that was on a system that the music would skip/scratch every few songs. I had to close up my book and head home after about 20 mins of that, they had already stopped and headed into the water, but I figured that was my cue. Well, not really complaining, it only cut a tiny moment out my two hours of pure beach love, so wasn't that bad; I kind of got a kick out of the accents less the profanity.
I think I will go later from now on, seems I can cut way back on what I have to carry, no need for the beach tent. I still got a lot of color from the sun though.
LOL, Duck Dynasty.
We usually go in the afternoon for a few hours. I don't want to go too early because if we want to do something else afterward, we're all yucky and sandy, etc. And we're usually too sun-lazy to do anything else afterward anyway.
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Originally Posted by TRosa
Oh, I didn't read that thread. With all these virgins around these parts, I didn't expect there to be much in there to read. Maybe I was wrong.
I suspect quite a few of them were the product of some creative writing. I'm telling you, though, this wasn't titillation, it was the Gross-out Awards. (Not all of them, but...)
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Originally Posted by *Sixy*
LMAO...that was my "first" too, not the first time...but the first person. I have no idea how I'm not scarred from that event. *shudder*
*sympathy shudder* Oh, you're scarred from it. I'm scarred from it.
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LOL, OK there were some funnies in there. Sixy, I couldn't read yours, anything that has a nose dripping in it I skip right over, I don't have the stomach for it, same for lactating glad I didn't run into any bowl release stories. My own poop jokes nauseate me.
LOL, if you don't have the stomach for it, why did you want to see them? Didn't you hear me warning you? And the ones you didn't run into, yeah, those were deleted.
And, on that note, I now have to go try to make dinner...
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If I'm not already a part of it. 
My own poop jokes nauseate me.