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Just a joke for you to enjoy. Sorry ladies we have to laugh at ourselves sometimes.
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors
and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from
a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs
and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs,love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads Floor 4 -These
men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store
Actually, I am happy to report that currently my hubby is definitely better than the 3rd floor
Well, they do say that sometimes when you buy a cheap Chia pet from the 1st floor and grow it lovingly it might turn into a pricey item from the 5th floor!
Well, they do say that sometimes when you buy a cheap Chia pet from the 1st floor and grow it lovingly it might turn into a pricey item from the 5th floor!
LOL - He actually started on the 3rd floor, then he broke a couple of times, tried to return him (didn't work), so got my hands dirty and fixed him up, and now he's better than ever J/K
Really, though he was gorgeous, sexy, smart and ambitious when I met him and then married him - major rocky times x 2, but now it's all good and actually much better (still sexy & good-looking as hell, hard-working, loves our kids)
LOL - He actually started on the 3rd floor, then he broke a couple of times, tried to return him (didn't work), so got my hands dirty and fixed him up, and now he's better than ever J/K
Really, though he was gorgeous, sexy, smart and ambitious when I met him and then married him - major rocky times x 2, but now it's all good and actually much better (still sexy & good-looking as hell, hard-working, loves our kids)
LMAO! Good for ya! Fixing works on some quality items.
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J/K
