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11-14-2008, 10:39 PM
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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: God's Country
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Originally Posted by x1x
I'm wondering if we will ever lose WV to foreign investors? I see the US has a big debt to foreign investors!!!
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Nope. All of America is at risk with the exception of West by God Virginia. I'm personally overseeing that movement.
West Virginians are uneducated, toothless, shoeless hicks that are all closely related to Big Foot and we eat tourists and investors alike - as well as their cars. What we hicks miss, the coal trucks will push over any available cliff.
I'm keeping a handle on it.
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11-14-2008, 11:16 PM
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Location: My Heart Is In WV
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Originally Posted by AliceT
Nope. All of America is at risk with the exception of West by God Virginia. I'm personally overseeing that movement.
West Virginians are uneducated, toothless, shoeless hicks that are all closely related to Big Foot and we eat tourists and investors alike - as well as their cars. What we hicks miss, the coal trucks will push over any available cliff.
I'm keeping a handle on it.
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Thanks Alice!!! I can now rest and get to sleep,  Glad to hear you have things under control!!! 
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11-16-2008, 12:12 PM
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Location: Charleston, WV
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Keep up the good work Alice. We've had a visitor from Chicago on a couple other posts and can tell from the comments poster has made that it won't take much to keep him convinced.
Love how the outsiders are experts on our state. That keeps them away.
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11-16-2008, 12:32 PM
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I'm on it. Not to worry. Just remember, when outsiders say nasty things about WV, encourage them to spread that hate around. Tell them they are right, and all will remain well here. We don't want them coming here, we don't want them changing their story or taking what few jobs there are away from us. It's a team effort.

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11-16-2008, 12:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AliceT
Nope. All of America is at risk with the exception of West by God Virginia. I'm personally overseeing that movement.
West Virginians are uneducated, toothless, shoeless hicks that are all closely related to Big Foot and we eat tourists and investors alike - as well as their cars. What we hicks miss, the coal trucks will push over any available cliff.
I'm keeping a handle on it.
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It's a good thing WV kept a place for write ins on it's ballot. Excellent job alice! 
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11-16-2008, 12:45 PM
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Don't give me any ideas, harborlady. I'm dangerous when I'm contemplating new ideas...
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11-16-2008, 01:45 PM
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Add FAT to that comment...Huntington is now (as cited by an expert) the fattest city in America...
We finally made # 1 in something...makes me proud...
I shut my eyes and saw (in my mind) hordes of skinny San Francisco joggers coming here to get us in shape...forcing us to jog and eat tofu...like a 'Peace Corps mission but with a Strangelove effect...They all had wide-eyed grins and seemed like they were high on 'shrooms...
scary...
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11-16-2008, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by David Kennedy
Add FAT to that comment...Huntington is now (as cited by an expert) the fattest city in America...
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You keep passing that around David. Be sure outsiders are aware. That's a reputation to uphold.
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11-16-2008, 01:50 PM
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I'm going to McDonalds today to celebrate this STUPENDOUS recognition...
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11-16-2008, 01:53 PM
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Don't forget, supersize everything and order two milkshakes to wash it down with. Make sure someone from out of town is aware. You get bonus points for hitting your chest and belching out loud during and after your meal.
Do us proud!
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