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Old 06-11-2014, 10:03 PM
 
Location: Rivendell
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Originally Posted by CatwomanofV View Post
A man was praying and asked, "God, how long is a million years to you?"

God replied, "Oh, about a second."

Then the man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"

God replied, "About a penny."

So the man then asked, "Well God, may I have a penny?"

And God said, "Sure, in a second."



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A funny joke in this forum that I can actually share with my fundie friend without offending her!
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Old 06-12-2014, 12:51 PM
 
Location: Venus
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A funny joke in this forum that I can actually share with my fundie friend without offending her!

Glad to hear. Yeah, some fundies..er...I mean people can't take a joke.



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Old 06-12-2014, 03:22 PM
 
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Old 06-12-2014, 05:58 PM
 
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Old 06-12-2014, 05:59 PM
 
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Old 06-13-2014, 04:37 PM
 
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Nu Thang - YouTube
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Old 06-13-2014, 05:59 PM
 
Location: In a little house on the prairie - literally
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Okkkkk.

Couldn't take more than 10 seconds. Crazy.
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Old 06-13-2014, 06:22 PM
 
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Okkkkk.

Couldn't take more than 10 seconds. Crazy.
Me neither! What a crock.
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Old 06-13-2014, 07:42 PM
 
Location: Parts Unknown, Northern California
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If we're wrong and there really is a hell, I think that video will be playing continuously there.
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Old 06-13-2014, 07:49 PM
 
Location: Hyrule
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If we're wrong and there really is a hell, I think that video will be playing continuously there.
LMAO!!! I agree!
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