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Yeah, you're right I didn't think about that. You're a quicker thinker than I am. I was just recalling how hard it is to hold in a real bomb. This is because I went to Walmart one afternoon after taking 3 Ex-Lax. I read on the box how many to take but thought I was more stuffed up than that. It hit me as I was pushing my cart down the middle isle. Yikes.
Yeah, you're right I didn't think about that. You're a quicker thinker than I am. I was just recalling how hard it is to hold in a real bomb. This is because I went to Walmart one afternoon after taking 3 Ex-Lax. I read on the box how many to take but thought I was more stuffed up than that. It hit me as I was pushing my cart down the middle isle. Yikes.
Well, I could have crapped my pants. That would have been even worse.
This is an easy one. I was on a date w/this guy. Thank goodness I really didn't like the guy that much, I was just dating him to make another guy I really didn't care about jealous. I was working graveyard shift, I guess I was bored. Anyhoo, I had the most horrendous gas imaginable. Silent, but extremely deadly!! It is embarrassing to even talk about. I have never before or since had any kind of problem like that. I can't figure out what happened to this day. He was a trooper though. He did not even say anything. He did mention it later. I can't remember exactly what he said, but he was totally cool about it. It was sooo horrible!!!
Similar story, but I was on the receiving end. After dinner and hanging out downtown, I end up in this girl's apartment and we begin making out on her sofa. She curls up in my lap and we are on our way! At one point she leaned forward to pick up a wine glass off the floor and as she did she farted on me! She was so embarrassed! I didn't know if I should laugh (which was what I really wanted to do) or play it cool and say, "It's okay." I went somewhere in between: I chuckled and when she apologized and expressed her embarrassment I insisted that it was no big deal.
Yeah, you're right I didn't think about that. You're a quicker thinker than I am. I was just recalling how hard it is to hold in a real bomb. This is because I went to Walmart one afternoon after taking 3 Ex-Lax. I read on the box how many to take but thought I was more stuffed up than that. It hit me as I was pushing my cart down the middle isle. Yikes.
Gosh, I hope you made it to the ladies' room on time.
"ATTENTION WAL-MART ASSOCIATES, CLEAN UP ON ISLE 4, PLEASE! CLEAN UP ON ISLE 4!"
To this day if something doesn't smell or taste right with food, I won't eat it. Spoiled meat or uncooked meat has a gamey taste to it. Remember the last time? lol
I got a chicken sandwich at White Castle about a year ago, one bite into it......this isn't cooked.
I sent it back and got another. The manager raked the kid cooking over the coals for it. You're gonna get someone sick or killed Jr.
This is an easy one. I was on a date w/this guy. Thank goodness I really didn't like the guy that much, I was just dating him to make another guy I really didn't care about jealous. I was working graveyard shift, I guess I was bored. Anyhoo, I had the most horrendous gas imaginable. Silent, but extremely deadly!! It is embarrassing to even talk about. I have never before or since had any kind of problem like that. I can't figure out what happened to this day. He was a trooper though. He did not even say anything. He did mention it later. I can't remember exactly what he said, but he was totally cool about it. It was sooo horrible!!!
Lucky he didn't strike a match. The date might have been a flaming disaster.....
On my first job, when we were leaving and I was turning and waving good-bye to a guy I liked there, I walked into an air conditioner.
Did you knock the condensing unit over and kink the lines?
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