13 Things A Woman Can Do To Be More Attractive... (single, husband, child support)

[14Bricks]

Good list, I agree with. Good luck trying to find that in a American women, you'd probably have to go out the country to find a woman like that.

[rbohm]

Originally Posted by Dewdroplet76

I'd read the list but I'm too busy rubbing my husband's feet while sucking him off.

wow, submissive, talented, and a multitasker, if you ever get divorced, let me know, i will kill your then ex for being stupid and marry you myself

[timberline742]

Originally Posted by Dewdroplet76

I'd read the list but I'm too busy rubbing my husband's feet while sucking him off.

Penalty!

Misuse of hands, Dewdroplet!

Loss of down.

[bannedontherun]

Originally Posted by srjth

Some guys talk all this crap, but then we (women) shoot them with our cupid arrow and then it's a different story.

This is true and also if she is exceptionally 'talented' in some areas, she'll get a pass on smoke filled kitchens and charred entrees.

[Dewdroplet76]

Originally Posted by timberline742

Penalty!

Misuse of hands, Dewdroplet!

Loss of down.

I'm massaging his feet with my feet. Does that make it better?

[timberline742]

Originally Posted by Dewdroplet76

I'm massaging his feet with my feet. Does that make it better?

One moment, let me visualize.

[PassTheChocolate]

Ha ha.


1. Stay in Shape - a reasonable request.


2. Lay Off the Body Modification - Done.


3. Make Your Own Money - Deal. You do the same. In fact, make sure you make as much or more than I do. I'm not giving up my sushi, or my mani-pedi's, or my anything, just to be with you.


4. Be Feminine - *batting eyes and crossing legs*


5. Be Submissive - I can do that.


6. Sex Life - My sex drive is as healthy as your physical, emotional and mental health.



7. Be Intelligent - You got it.


8. Be Childfree - FAIL


9. Be Willing to Cook at Least Three Times a Week - How's 5?


10. Put Down the Phone - Done. I hate phones.


11. Ease up on the makeup - Morning face all day long, baby.


12. Stop Cussing - Ph*ck!


13. Stop Hoarding Guy Friends - The ones I have are staying. Get secure or get lost.

[timberline742]

After further review, penalty has been overturned.

[2mares]

Originally Posted by Dewdroplet76

I'd read the list but I'm too busy rubbing my husband's feet while sucking him off.

At the same time. My but you've got talent!

[PassTheChocolate]

Originally Posted by Dewdroplet76

I'd read the list but I'm too busy rubbing my husband's feet while sucking him off.

LMAO!!!