I can't take it anymore. (speech, quote, words)

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by jtur88

"I do dolt on her & let her know how special she is."

Perhaps he was trying to communicate that she inherited the Dolt Gene from him.

[Ohiogirl81]

From another subforum:

overall dumming up education, producing ignorants and people with no independent thinking capability

They say a irony is good for your blood.

[Retriever]

"overall dumming up education, producing ignorants and people with no independent thinking capability"


The irony is truly incredible when--as is so often the case--the most vocal "experts" on the topic of education are those who show the least evidence of actually having obtained an education.

[bostonguy1960]

I read several sports messages boards, when not on C-D (!), and so often see ridiculous spelled as "rEdiculous." People don't read enough, it seems.

[missik999]

Our local weather for today: "A mixed bag of rain and snow, the weather will be eventual."

Thank you, channel 13.

[GayleTX]

I read a news board headline yesterday that declared a man was 'strangulated.' It had been changed today, however.

[in_newengland]

I had to much energy and became a little board.

Did you become a splinter? A straw? How small a board? Oh, I get it. You became a board of one. A board with only one member: yourself. You "had to."

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by in_newengland

I had to much energy and became a little board.

Did you become a splinter? A straw? How small a board? Oh, I get it. You became a board of one. A board with only one member: yourself. You "had to."

This is my nominee for, "wittiest post of the day"!

[Ohiogirl81]

Originally Posted by in_newengland

I had to much energy and became a little board.

Must have had a lot of energy to rearrange molecular structures ...

[in_newengland]

Originally Posted by Ohiogirl81

Must have had a lot of energy to rearrange molecular structures ...

He wood have had to. (When I read what the person originally wrote, there were tears streaming down my face from laughing.)