Alaskan Politics (statewide and nationwide) (Wasilla, Metlakatla: parents, family, originally)

[BigJon3475]

I was a member of this thread long before you insulted all Alaskans... Thanks...

[Metlakatla]

Anytime, big guy.

[Siouxcia]

Ya know, waaaay back in the day, when sex was really, really good, neither one of us was old enough to drink, or smart enough to know where to get it. Maybe we should do it without alcohol, on the porch, with my parents sleeping inside.....

[Rance]

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies,

'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****.

[Metlakatla]

Oh, and I didn't insult all Alaskans, big guy. Just the ones that are redneck old men.

The thought of having sex with my parents sleeping inside rather seems like a cold shower. LOL. But I know what you mean.

[BigJon3475]

Originally Posted by Rance

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies,

'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****.

I'm sorry I can't give you reps....LOL

[DannyL]

Originally Posted by Metlakatla

I see one of them followed me here from the political board.

I don't think rednecks drink Pinot Noir. They drink stolen vodka after slashing school bus tires in Wasilla.

ok, I'm officially LMAO...........

[DannyL]

Originally Posted by Metlakatla

Oh, and I didn't insult all Alaskans, big guy. Just the ones that are redneck old men.

The thought of having sex with my parents sleeping inside rather seems like a cold shower. LOL. But I know what you mean.

go get 'em girl...take no prisoners....LOL

[Metlakatla]

Danny...just LOL. I'm so glad you're here.

[DannyL]

Hey, even I have a purpose in life...even if it's just LOL and dancing around my apartment in my boxers and tube socks....