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04-29-2009, 11:32 PM
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I'm pretty sure that Gatlinburg, Tennessee is some kind of shadowy gateway to hell as well... It's like the Wisconsin Dells x 20, but southern and on steroids.
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04-29-2009, 11:35 PM
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But their discounts are truly as heinous as they advertise on the TV. Are you sure they're evil?
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That's embarrassing. I meant to say it's The Giant Cross next to the Adult World XXX. |
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04-29-2009, 11:37 PM
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That's embarrassing. I meant to say it's The Giant Cross next to the Adult World XXX.
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I don't care how much that cross looks at me, I buy porn by the pound. This girl ain't happy till the shopping cart's full to overflowing.
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Originally Posted by Lookout Kid
I'm pretty sure that Gatlinburg, Tennessee is some kind of shadowy gateway to hell as well... It's like the Wisconsin Dells x 20, but southern and on steroids.
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I'm pretty sure TN's main export (and only export) is pot. What you have said makes me even more leery of anything past the I-80. |
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04-29-2009, 11:39 PM
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That's embarrassing. I meant to say it's The Giant Cross next to the Adult World XXX.
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Apparently we have the largest cross in the world in Illinois. Yippee.
Effingham, IL - World's Largest Cross |
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04-29-2009, 11:40 PM
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What you have said makes me even more leery of anything past the I-80.
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^^^
As my post above illustrates, I-80 may very well be the line. |
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04-29-2009, 11:41 PM
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I don't care how much that cross looks at me, I buy porn by the pound. This girl ain't happy till the shopping cart's full to overflowing.
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I don't really like buying porn without a giant cross nearby to egg me on. |
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04-29-2009, 11:43 PM
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they dont look tough they are tough.
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04-29-2009, 11:44 PM
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I don't really like buying porn without a giant cross nearby to egg me on.
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We should profit off the cross and open a "Marital Help" store nearby. For Christians! It's God-sanctioned! We sell everything but condoms! |
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04-29-2009, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Lookout Kid
I'm pretty sure that Gatlinburg, Tennessee is some kind of shadowy gateway to hell as well... It's like the Wisconsin Dells x 20, but southern and on steroids.
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I love that place. It's hard to pick what the best aspect of Gatlinburg is, but I think its the fact that The Comedy Barn's recurring billboard was a Redneck in overalls holding up a pig. Comedy! |
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04-29-2009, 11:51 PM
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We should profit off the cross and open a "Marital Help" store nearby. For Christians! It's God-sanctioned! We sell everything but condoms!
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All my life I've been waiting for that one great idea. And it comes on an internet message board in the midst of discussions of zombies, rednecks and whether Eyes Wide **** becomes more satisfying under the shadow of a Southern Baptist's Great Idea. Oh, and where that one church is by Rush. |
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