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View Poll Results: Ladies, what do you think of "package" pics?
Love them! Seeing what he's packing makes me want to experience it in person. 4 5.00%
If he has something worth showing off, I could be into them. Otherwise, no. 3 3.75%
Only if it's from my SO or a dude I'm at least sleeping with regularly. NOT a guy I've only recently met. 28 35.00%
Disgusting! He would never hear from me again. 45 56.25%
Voters: 80. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 09-28-2011, 09:09 AM
 
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It isn't just "young adults." Brett Favre, Kanye West, Jamie Foxx, Anthony Weiner... none of those guys are below their mid-30s. This is swiftly becoming a universal phenomenon that knows no age, geographic, or socio-economic limitations.
Yeah, widespread stupidity, unfortunately. Nowadays anything and everything can be hacked.
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:10 AM
 
Location: NY
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For me, it has been 100%. However, I'm pretty good at "reading" women and making a determination as to whether or not sending my tool to a particular one is a good idea or not.
Congrats! Your the first guy who is good at "reading women"!!

Please forget the pictures and texts of your tool, and go right a "how to" book!

(j/k!)
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:15 AM
 
Location: New Zealand and Australia
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Oppps should have read this thread before I did what I did about 30 mins ago lol
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:16 AM
 
Location: Tucson
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For me, it has been 100%.
I can imagine the quality of these "ladies"!
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:18 AM
 
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Oppps should have read this thread before I did what I did about 30 mins ago lol
Did you send some poor girl a picture of your "down under" hoping for a kiss?

Lulz
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:18 AM
 
Location: Florida
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Yeah, widespread stupidity, unfortunately. Nowadays anything and everything can be hacked.
That's why you have to follow a few "common sense" rules if you're going to board the Tool Text Train:

1) If you're famous, first make an honest assessment of your package (use measuring tape if necessary) and determine whether a picture of it going public (which it will) will make you a legend (i.e. Tommy Lee) or a laughingstock (i.e. Brett Favre). Proceed accordingly.

2. Never, EVER include your face or any distinguishing body marks or characteristics in the picture.

3. Don't mix business with pleasure. If you work with or have any sort of professional relationshp with a chick, she is not a good candidate to have your pecker on her Android.

4. Never send a penis pic unless a girl has either explicitly or implicity expressed interest in you sexually. If you're not good at "reading" women, picking up on subtle hints and extracting context clues from conversations, you're better off not hitting "send".

5. If you decide to move forward after reviewing rules 1-4, make sure you put some effort into the pic itself. Use good lighting and camera angles and for God's sake, at least muster a hard-on. Taking the time to follow this simple protocol could very well have saved Brett Favre a ton of embarrassment.

There you have it, the "Penis Pic Bible" so to speak. Learn it, live it, love it... or disregard it at your own peril.
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:23 AM
 
Location: New Zealand and Australia
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Love your work pimpy and just as well my phone has wide screen
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:24 AM
 
Location: My Private Island
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Then your phone buzzes with a text from him, and you look down at the screen to see a picture of his Johnson!
Unless I ask for a picture of a Johnson, one better not show up on my phone. BTW, there's no amount of photoshopping to help some, so it's best to leave it to the imagination.
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:27 AM
 
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Thanks for the Penis Pic Bible, but I don't think I will ever be able to use it.
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:31 AM
 
Location: NoVa
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I have had men up to age 41 do this. I have no idea what to think of it. Its one thing if you are in a relationship but.....
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