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It isn't just "young adults." Brett Favre, Kanye West, Jamie Foxx, Anthony Weiner... none of those guys are below their mid-30s. This is swiftly becoming a universal phenomenon that knows no age, geographic, or socio-economic limitations.
That alone is enough to deter me from sending pictures of my joy-stick to ANYONE!
I once google-imaged the name of my secondary school, and my picture came up first. Seriously, the World Wide Web can be intimidating sometimes.
I know guys that have done this because my friends and I have received such photos in the past. It has never once gone over well. But, I guess maybe it depends on the company you keep. My female friends are like me; we're all above-average in intelligence, college-educated, successful in our careers and (I think) attractive. We've all decided that it comes down to the fact that most men would love to receive a picture of a naked woman, so they stupidly assume that a woman wants a naked picture of them. Unfortunately, they are wrong. It is a huge turnoff and usually the last time they ever "speak" with the guy.
The guys that have sent such pictures are often the topic of running jokes. The jokes are not favorable to the men who sent the pics, in case you're wondering.
To any guy out there considering doing this, I definitely don't think you should. I don't care how well you think you've judged the woman's interest in you, it is not something that 99% of women want to receive. Let her ask you for such a pic if she wants it (she won't).
That's why you have to follow a few "common sense" rules if you're going to board the Tool Text Train:
1) If you're famous, first make an honest assessment of your package (use measuring tape if necessary) and determine whether a picture of it going public (which it will) will make you a legend (i.e. Tommy Lee) or a laughingstock (i.e. Brett Favre). Proceed accordingly.
2. Never, EVER include your face or any distinguishing body marks or characteristics in the picture.
3. Don't mix business with pleasure. If you work with or have any sort of professional relationshp with a chick, she is not a good candidate to have your pecker on her Android.
4. Never send a penis pic unless a girl has either explicitly or implicity expressed interest in you sexually. If you're not good at "reading" women, picking up on subtle hints and extracting context clues from conversations, you're better off not hitting "send".
5. If you decide to move forward after reviewing rules 1-4, make sure you put some effort into the pic itself. Use good lighting and camera angles and for God's sake, at least muster a hard-on. Taking the time to follow this simple protocol could very well have saved Brett Favre a ton of embarrassment.
There you have it, the "Penis Pic Bible" so to speak. Learn it, live it, love it... or disregard it at your own peril.
Thanks man, don't know how I missed verse 5. That ciht is gospel no doubt.
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Seriously, the World Wide Web can be intimidating sometimes.
