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I picked the third option. Fresh off the bat...um...makes me wonder who else he is sending his bat too.
But there are certain ex's I would not want it. Some of those things are nasty...and others well quite the opposite. I feel the same about a female's meat curtain. Some are horrible...its why I can't handle porn. I can un-see what I just saw. Thank goodness pant wearing has been a general trend for both sexes.
I picked the third option. Fresh off the bat...um...makes me wonder who else he is sending his bat too.
But there are certain ex's I would not want it. Some of those things are nasty...and others well quite the opposite. I feel the same about a female's meat curtain. Some are horrible...its why I can't handle porn. I can un-see what I just saw. Thank goodness pant wearing has been a general trend for both sexes.
I agree with your assessment of the female anatomy. Sometimes it's a nice, clean slit with perfect, subtle lips; sometimes it looks like Uga's (University of Georgia's mascot) face. Having a nice one scores you big points in my book. I just wish there was a way to tell right off the bat what I was in store for. Of course, I'm sure women feel the same way about the trouser snake.
I remember back in college a bunch of us guys were sitting around discussing who was an "ass guy," who was a "breast guy," a "legs guy," etc. I thought about it and then gave my honest answer: I'm a cooter guy.
I agree with your assessment of the female anatomy. Sometimes it's a nice, clean slit with perfect, subtle lips; sometimes it looks like Uga's (University of Georgia's mascot) face. Having a nice one scores you big points in my book. I just wish there was a way to tell right off the bat what I was in store for. Of course, I'm sure women feel the same way about the trouser snake.
I remember back in college a bunch of us guys were sitting around discussing who was an "ass guy," who was a "breast guy," a "legs guy," etc. I thought about it and then gave my honest answer: I'm a cooter guy.
Most guys prolly don't care how the monkey looks as long as it's not too loose when you're cutting. Now if you're really into grazing then you may care how it looks but taste and smell prolly matter more.
I agree with your assessment of the female anatomy. Sometimes it's a nice, clean slit with perfect, subtle lips; sometimes it looks like Uga's (University of Georgia's mascot) face. Having a nice one scores you big points in my book. I just wish there was a way to tell right off the bat what I was in store for. Of course, I'm sure women feel the same way about the trouser snake.
I remember back in college a bunch of us guys were sitting around discussing who was an "ass guy," who was a "breast guy," a "legs guy," etc. I thought about it and then gave my honest answer: I'm a cooter guy.
I do...I always worry if its going to be scary down there. lol
I have no idea how to tell on girls or guys. I have had plenty of hot roomates that had too much going on down there...and the porn weird ones...jeesh. I want to UNSEE it. LOL
Most guys prolly don't care how the monkey looks as long as it's not too loose when you're cutting. Now if you're really into grazing then you may care how it looks but taste and smell prolly matter more.
I almost always graze in the pasture unless the grass is overly thick, then I go straight to plowing. I strongly prefer the grass to be completely mowed prior to my arrival, or even better, removed by its roots. However, as long as the greenskeeper is keeping everything cut very short around the hole, as well as watered and sanitized, I can deal with some grass. Occasionally I'm even up for playing "the back nine" if it is also clean and well groomed.
The shape and texture of the landscaping itself matters, but it is rarely nasty enough to be a deal breaker. The reason I call myself a "cooter guy" is because I generally notice the vast differences between women there more than I notice it in their breasts, asses, legs, etc.
I wish the F' some dork would send a pic of his wanker! That just screams loser to me...unless it is your girlfriend or wife you are sending it to. Why some men think that sending a pic of their junk is somehow alluring, I dont know. If I dont ask, dont send.
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